He's 78 in this video
He's 78 in this video
Most 50 year olds look younger than that.
He also has fake hair, dyes his beard, and uses botox.
He's not super fat, so he gets some credit for that, but the rest of it is all fake.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris makes an hourglass work backwards.
When Presidents Trump and Putin press their big red buttons at the same time, Chuck Norris and Viktor Orban get together to answer the call.
Father time was undefeated. Until he fought Chuck Norris.
Time waits for no man.
Except Chuck Norris.
You what to see a superhuman 72 yr old perform in the gym like a 30 yr old?
Try Sylvester Stallone training for Rambo 6.
Now if he doesn't look "50" I don't know who does:
I wonder how many hernia repairs he’s had so far??from all the excessive lifting ?. He definitely has a lot of energy!
Does Chuck still have that hot wife that they used to advertise home gym equipment together on infomercials? ?
SomeoneWhoKnows wrote:
Most 50 year olds look younger than that.
He also has fake hair, dyes his beard, and uses botox.
He's not super fat, so he gets some credit for that, but the rest of it is all fake.
+1, he looks like a frail old man that dyes his hair
fdsasdf wrote:
SomeoneWhoKnows wrote:
Most 50 year olds look younger than that.
He also has fake hair, dyes his beard, and uses botox.
He's not super fat, so he gets some credit for that, but the rest of it is all fake.
+1, he looks like a frail old man that dyes his hair
Huh? I wouldn't want to tangle with him....would you? ?
https://youtu.be/HQeCRxQibE0That's actually a real person that Chuck is training with. He just wore off most of the exterior and parts.
Runners don't fare so well. These greats are 6-18 years younger than Chuck...hmmm
Oxidative stress is a b*tch
It’s Chuck Norris’s IQ that’s 78, yet seems like 50.
Norris was linked to the very real McMartin Preschool satanic pedophile/child porn ring. This case was covered up with prosecutorial misconduct, and the media declared that nothing happened to the children. I'm not sure if Chuck Norris was correctly identified as a participant, but the child pedophilia/child porn production ring was very real:
"The boy, the ninth of 41 children expected to testify in the 9-month-old preliminary hearing, said he also saw classmates being pinched with the pliers by the teachers.
"Were you ever touched or pinched on the butt or the penis with the pliers?" defense attorney Daniel Davis asked.
"Yes," the boy replied, adding, "On the penis."
"How many times did that happen to you?" Davis asked.
"Once or twice," the young witness said.
The boy was not asked to elaborate on the incident as Davis went on to a different line of questioning.
The boy also said he was taken to four different houses where he and his classmates were photographed nude, and where his teachers killed rabbits, birds, mice and turtles in front of the children.
He said the three teachers and some strangers took the students to the homes to play the "naked movie star game," in which he said the students were forced to take off their clothes and act out their favorite movie star while being photographed.
The boy earlier told of bizarre events that allegedly occurred while he attended the school, saying he was taken by teachers to a cemetery where children were forced to dig up bodies and touch them.
He also identified from a random collection of photographs two public figures--City Controller James Hahn and actor Chuck Norris, who had nothing to do with the case--as being among the strangers who molested children at the school."
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1985-05-03-me-11887-story.html
hhhhhhhh wrote:
Runners don't fare so well. These greats are 6-18 years younger than Chuck...hmmm
https://www.facebook.com/nycmarathon/videos/nyrr-marathon-legends-joan-benoit-samuelson-frank-shorter-and-bill-rodgers/606571079746186/Oxidative stress is a b*tch
They look fine. It's just that, unlike Norris, Stallone, and most other Hollywood guys over 50, they aren't wearing wigs and getting Botox injections.
Chuck Norris's wig looks especially bad. C'mon, dude.
short dude wrote:
Norris is just 5'7" short. He is also a diehard Trumper.
So, it comes as no surprise why you bothered to search for videos of him.
BTW: Why are you looking up to another racist, old white man? You already droll over Trump. Are you looking for a sugar daddy? Seems like.
We found the leftist America hater that is bu**hurt that his hero Bernie is 77 but looks 87.