“I thought I was fit enough to win last year,” Ritzenhein says

And the Lord has spoken to me when I was flying in my Dassault Falcon 7X on my way to Branson, Missouri to visit my ole pal, Jim Bakker, and said to me : "Jesse boy, go tell these fools Ritz is gonna run 2:11:56.01"

Halleluyah!! I'm about to speak in tongues here!!

Go f*ck yourself d!ckhead. It's people like you that makes this message board not worth posting quality running material, only to get a stupid statement like you just posted.

Best wishes to Dathan!

Lebron Jameeeeees wrote:

Reading comprehension hard wrote:

To reiterate what was pointed out above. He raced a 1:01 half and then went into his 8 week build up. If he really raced a 1:01 off zero training then he’s truly the most talented runner in history.

Since you guys are arguing and being petty over whether his training was 8 weeks or 10 weeks, I feel the need to point out that Ritz's 1:01:24 half this season ranks 764th in the world for 2019. He is trash. And he has absolutely no chance of going under 2:15 this weekend.

I'll predict another DNF or even a DNS.

https://www.iaaf.org/records/all-time-toplists/road-running/half-marathon/outdoor/men/senior?page=8

Anyone who runs a 61 Hm should be able to easily run sub-2,10. Were you a result of a brother-sister sexual relationship?

You guys do realize Ritz isn't a middle aged mother of 3 who never trained for anything in her life deciding to run a marathon in 8 weeks right? He has a lifetime fitness base going into 8 weeks of Boston specific training.

If I were Ritz, my biggest road racing regret would be that I didn’t take a proper stab at Ryan Hall’s half marathon record.

I’m surprised Rupp didn’t go after it either.

Hall is a lucky ducky....for now

DarrenVandit wrote:

Go f*ck yourself d!ckhead. It's people like me that makes this message board not worth posting quality running material, only to get a stupid statement like you just posted.

Fixed

well,, wrote:

Lebron Jameeeeees wrote:

Since you guys are arguing and being petty over whether his training was 8 weeks or 10 weeks, I feel the need to point out that Ritz's 1:01:24 half this season ranks 764th in the world for 2019. He is trash. And he has absolutely no chance of going under 2:15 this weekend.

I'll predict another DNF or even a DNS.

https://www.iaaf.org/records/all-time-toplists/road-running/half-marathon/outdoor/men/senior?page=8

Anyone who runs a 61 Hm should be able to easily run sub-2,10

Should. But he can't. Can you please remind us when the last time he finished a marathon in under 2:10 was?

I'll just save us time and answer that....2013.

Put a fork in it boys, he is washed.

No one knows what a has been is better than the current Lebron James.

for all but like two guys in the world, a marathon is a total crap shoot.

for the average world class guy, it's about 1/3 chance they bring their A game.

and if you're battling a bit of injury or coming back, it's more like 1/6 to 1/10

look at every marathon, where you have 10 guys sub 207, and two or three go 207.

so ritz knew his training pointed to a 207 type effort,

but it was only like 15% chance he's bring it on the day.

Yeah, I thought I was gonna win the 40-44 to age group but a bunch of newly minted 40 yo masters runners carpet bagged the race and I came in like 3000nth place. Who do they think they are?

well,, wrote:

Lebron Jameeeeees wrote:

Since you guys are arguing and being petty over whether his training was 8 weeks or 10 weeks, I feel the need to point out that Ritz's 1:01:24 half this season ranks 764th in the world for 2019. He is trash. And he has absolutely no chance of going under 2:15 this weekend.

I'll predict another DNF or even a DNS.

https://www.iaaf.org/records/all-time-toplists/road-running/half-marathon/outdoor/men/senior?page=8

Anyone who runs a 61 Hm should be able to easily run sub-2,10. Were you a result of a brother-sister sexual relationship?

Contrary to popular belief, it is not the first generational offspring that experiences genetic abnormalities, it is the 3rd or 4rd generation of inbred offspring that has starts experiencing physical and mental limitations.

Dr. Incest wrote:

well,, wrote:

Anyone who runs a 61 Hm should be able to easily run sub-2,10. Were you a result of a brother-sister sexual relationship?

Contrary to popular belief, it is not the first generational offspring that experiences genetic abnormalities, it is the 3rd or 4rd generation of inbred offspring that has starts experiencing physical and mental limitations.

Ok, so me and my sis are good.

Alabama man here wrote:

Dr. Incest wrote:

Contrary to popular belief, it is not the first generational offspring that experiences genetic abnormalities, it is the 3rd or 4rd generation of inbred offspring that has starts experiencing physical and mental limitations.

Ok, so me and my sis are good.

Guys, you clicked the wrong bookmark on your internet browser. This is letsrun, a running forum.

Positive Contribution wrote:

You guys do realize Ritz isn't a middle aged mother of 3 who never trained for anything in her life deciding to run a marathon in 8 weeks right? He has a lifetime fitness base going into 8 weeks of Boston specific training.

Do tell?

J Fink wrote:

Positive Contribution wrote:

You guys do realize Ritz isn't a middle aged mother of 3 who never trained for anything in her life deciding to run a marathon in 8 weeks right? He has a lifetime fitness base going into 8 weeks of Boston specific training.

Do tell?

Yeah so Kobe Bryant has a lifetime of fitness if he trains for 8 weeks he is suddenly going to be MVP caliber again? Bro....give it a rest already. Ritz is done.

Lebron Jameeeeees wrote:

He is trash. And he has absolutely no chance of going under 2:15 this weekend.

mathsman wrote:

You poor dumb idiot.

DarrenVandit wrote:

Go f*ck yourself d!ckhead. It's people like you that makes this message board not worth posting quality running material, only to get a stupid statement like you just posted.

Ritz: 2:16

bump

Lebron Jameeeeees wrote:

Ritz: 2:16

It was a training run.