Frank Meza 2:53:10 at LA Marathon (70 years old) unofficial time (just finished)

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4 years ago 07/03/2019 8:23pm EDT

re: FillNite

As you can tell the Epic Overreacts have been a smashing success for Frank.

FillNite wrote:
We've also had many inquiries about a new Meza trainer. Well, I wasn't supposed to say anything, but I guess I'll let the cat out of the bag, since LR has been begging for details.
Nike is proud to announce the Epic Overreact trainer, made with the input of Dr. Meza.
The Epic Overreact features Overreact foam, formulated for backpedaling and side-tracking. Overreact foam has been tested to provide 20% more excuses than EVA. The Epic Overreact is perfect for long sessions of studying Google Maps, making phone calls to arrange for pickup points, and recovering from hard cheating sessions.

4 years ago 07/03/2019 8:25pm EDT

re: For the record . . .

Also:
Long sleeve looks same as that around FM's waist in finish photo. Sweats have the same stripe as those on Frank's shorts. Possibly a pair of sweats with the 'zip off' lower legs?

I thought of that too as I’m fairly certain I saw zipper tabs dangling off of those really baggy shorts.

4 years ago 07/03/2019 8:27pm EDT

re: Another giver of +1

Another giver of +1 wrote:
Frank’s Marathon History
3/24/2019 2:53:10 Los Angeles Disqualified
2/9/2019 2:53:54 Phoenix
10/7/2018 2:53:27 Long Beach
3/8/2018 2:56:12 Los Angeles
11/5/2017 3:02:49 Santa Clarita
10/8/2017 2:57:09 Long Beach
3/19/2017 2:58:07 Los Angeles
12/4/2016 CIM Disqualified
10/9/2016 2:55:07 Long Beach
3/20/2016 2:59:23 Oakland
11/8/2015 3:04:48 Santa Clarita
10/11/2015 2:57:04 Long Beach
3/15/2015 2:52:47 Los Angeles
12/7/2014 2:53:33 CIM Disqualified
11/2/2014 3:06:46 Santa Clarita
10/12/2014 3:00:54 Long Beach
7/27/2014 2:59:40 San Francisco
6/1/2014 3:02:39 Rock n Roll San Diego
3/9/2014 2:59:10 Los Angeles
2/2/2014 3:04:45 Surf City
1/19/2014 3:06:41 Carlsbad
11/3/2013 3:06:03 Santa Clarita
8/18/2013 6:11:37 Pike’s Peak
3/17/2013 3:00:16 Los Angeles
2/3/2013 3:05:30 Surf City
11/4/2012 3:09:53 Santa Clarita
3/8/2012 3:04:03 Los Angeles
2/5/2012 3:09:27 Surf City
11/6/2011 3:11:25 Santa Clarita
10/9/2011 3:09:34 Long Beach
7/31/2011 3:09:09 San Francisco
5/15/2011 3:10:48 Pasadena
3/20/2011 3:19:21 Los Angeles
2/6/2011 3:11:53 Surf City
11/17/2010 3:15:16 Santa Clarita
8/22/2010 6:08:12 Pike’s Peak
3/21/2010 3:18:13 Los Angeles
2/21/2010 3:19:53 Pasadena
11/8/2009 3:21:44 Santa Clarita
8/16/2009 5:51:28 Pike’s Peak
5/25/2009 3:28:08 Los Angeles
3/22/2009 3:19:59 Pasadena
4/21/2008 4:25:58 Boston
11/4/2007 3:27:23 Santa Clarita

When this is all done and dusted they'll be a genuine world record to submit to The Guinness Book of World Records and lets face it it'll never be broken so will be there for ever.

The World Record for Cheating in Marathons

Dr Frank Meza ……………. (narrative TBA)

4 years ago 07/03/2019 8:29pm EDT

re: Tequila

Tequila wrote:
same stripe as those on Frank's shorts.

Link?

4 years ago 07/03/2019 8:57pm EDT

Hello, loyal adoring public. I wish to reach out to Frank.

If you're reading this, Doc, let me say that I'm here for you. Although my cheating is of a different variety than yours, we do have that word in common, so I can give you some advice on how to keep on keepin' on despite the opposition (all of whom are justified in hating you, and me).

Mind you, if you turn down my offer of help, I may have to crush you and basically add to the misery in your life. I'm well-practiced in the fine art of destroying people's futures.

Love,

Lance A.

PS: Are you a real doctor? Like with a med school education and stuff? Did you sit for your own exams?

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:06pm EDT

re: Lance Armweak

Lance Legweak, Frank is going to adapt your yellow wristband idea but have them be fake black watches in pairs. LIE STRONG!

Lance Armweak wrote:
Hello, loyal adoring public. I wish to reach out to Frank.
If you're reading this, Doc, let me say that I'm here for you. Although my cheating is of a different variety than yours, we do have that word in common, so I can give you some advice on how to keep on keepin' on despite the opposition (all of whom are justified in hating you, and me).
Mind you, if you turn down my offer of help, I may have to crush you and basically add to the misery in your life. I'm well-practiced in the fine art of destroying people's futures.
Love,
Lance A.
PS: Are you a real doctor? Like with a med school education and stuff? Did you sit for your own exams?

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:11pm EDT

re: Koopa

Koopa wrote:
WTF^n wrote:
That seems weird to me.
I wish everyone the best. In Frank's case I believe that would involve confessions, apologies and starting to lead an honest life.
Why would anyone not wish for this?
because he doesn't deserve it.

Nobody really deserves anything - even being alive is completely by accident, certainly not a result of any "goodness" on the part of the living individual.

I think that teachings such as "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and "Wish for others that which you would wish for yourself (or for your own child if one has that perspective)" are good and applicable.

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:18pm EDT

re: WTF^n

Inside Edition just previewed the story. Show starts at 7:30pm on the west coast.

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:20pm EDT

re: Lie Strong

Here in Indonesia we ask: Who is this Frank Meza upstart?:

https://www.indosport.com/lari/20190704/gara-gara-curang-pelari-70-tahun-dicoret-dari-maraton-los-angeles

And we challenge him to run against our champion:

https://www.indosport.com/lari/20181216/ini-rahasianya-kakek-80-tahun-masih-kuat-lari-maraton

Are you up for it Meza?

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:23pm EDT

re: Frank's Bike

Frank's Bike wrote:
His bike was probably stolen somewhere along the course, so had to DNF. He sure as hell isn't running.

POD

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:24pm EDT

re: Greg Chrisman

Greg Chrisman wrote:
At SF 2015, he screwed up the time checks.
He missed the 2.3 mile checkpoint
Then overall 6:45 pace at 5.5 mile check
But then the overall average pace slowed to 7:15 by the 7.5 mile checkpoint meaning about a 9 min pace for those 2 miles
Then over the next 5.8 miles he averages 6:08.
Abort!

According to the map, SF marathon is an out/back across the Golden Gate Bridge from 5.5 to 9.5 miles. That would have been impossible to bike. I'm guessing he ran those 4 miles at 9min pace and then had to bike to the next split over some hills. He made the mat on time, but he was probably too wiped out to continue. He probably used an electric bike after SF 2015 on this course. Biking uphill when you're tired is a killer.

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:26pm EDT

re: WTF^n

WTF^n wrote:
Nobody really deserves anything - even being alive is completely by accident, certainly not a result of any "goodness" on the part of the living individual.
I think that teachings such as "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" and "Wish for others that which you would wish for yourself (or for your own child if one has that perspective)" are good and applicable.

Sociopaths always say stuff like that. It allows them take advantage of other people.

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:28pm EDT

re: fisky

Frank has the same kind of doorbell as Mo Farah.

https://imgur.com/a/egusABO

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:30pm EDT

re: Not Avon calling.

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:32pm EDT

re: fisky

fisky wrote:
Greg Chrisman wrote:
At SF 2015, he screwed up the time checks.
He missed the 2.3 mile checkpoint
Then overall 6:45 pace at 5.5 mile check
But then the overall average pace slowed to 7:15 by the 7.5 mile checkpoint meaning about a 9 min pace for those 2 miles
Then over the next 5.8 miles he averages 6:08.
Abort!
According to the map, SF marathon is an out/back across the Golden Gate Bridge from 5.5 to 9.5 miles. That would have been impossible to bike. I'm guessing he ran those 4 miles at 9min pace and then had to bike to the next split over some hills. He made the mat on time, but he was probably too wiped out to continue. He probably used an electric bike after SF 2015 on this course. Biking uphill when you're tired is a killer.

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:35pm EDT

re: Roderick Powell

Roderick Powell wrote:
Koopa wrote:
i have a funny feeling that Roderick new about Frank all along.
this thread (the original post) and some of his ridiculous early comments in defense of Frank was just a way of inciting the masses so the truth would come out.
i still haven't figured out why you'd need to be so obtuse about it though.
Actually I was sincerely ridiculous, and sadly obtuse. I am sorry about that. I am 100% committed now, as we mostly all are. I wish I was so smart to have suspected Frank Meza of cheating..and used this kind of supporters vs. accusers strategy..to bring out the truth. Just not the case here. This on my part, was a sincere surprise. I can't control if you believe that.

I really thought you acted that way out of guilt for driving from check point to check point or that Frank reneged on gas money or something.

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:37pm EDT

re: Not Avon calling.

Not Avon calling. wrote:
Frank has the same kind of doorbell as Mo Farah.
https://imgur.com/a/egusABO

POD

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:38pm EDT

re: Just my two cents worthin'.

Just my two cents worthin'. wrote:
Monsieur Hulot wrote:
Two things stood out to me in the Frank-on-a-bike photo: He's in an extremely low gear (small chainring up front, large cassette cog in back), indicating he was riding slowly and was in no hurry (at least at the time this photo was taken), so he was way ahead of schedule at this point.
Also, I can't see a bike lock of any type, either on the bike itself with a frame clamp or pannier, or in the form of a chain wrapped around the top tube, or on Frank's person either. Before this photo was discovered, the cheating-with-a-bike scenario had me wondering how Frank secures his bike to ensure it's still there when he returns to it after crossing a timing mat. In most urban areas an unsecured bike, even a crappy one, will vanish in seconds if it's not locked up, or even if it's locked up with a less-than-sturdy device. Frank would also have to ensure that there was something in the vicinity of a timing mat, such as a fence, lamp post, etc., that he could safely lock the bike to. With no lock in sight in that photo, I say he either had a confederate to monitor the bike for him while he dismounted to cross timing mats, or he was so brazen that he left the bike so close to the timing mats that he could keep it in sight while just running a short distance to have his chip recorded. Given Frank's character, or lack thereof, I wouldn't rule out the latter.
And as other posters have mentioned, other courses where it wasn't possible to cycle so close to the race would have required different cheating strategies, not necessarily using a bike.
As mentioned a few pages back, looks like he cycled most of SF2014, which is why there's only a couple of photos of him at the finish.
Why wouldn't he cycle most of it?, it's a bike friendly course, why would he pull up short of a timing mat, take off the track suit pants, run over the mat, run back, put the pants back on, rinse and repeat?, there's no need. Anyway, if he was doing that he wouldn't do it wearing track pants he had to keep taking off and putting back on, he'd just wear his heavy baggy shorts he's seen finishing in.
So, he ran across the mat with crowd four minutes after the gun, probably with the track pants on, ducked off the course shortly thereafter and rode the bike virtually the whole way, except probably for who knows how far, and ran it to the finish. This would have been an easy one for Frank.
He's probably done a solo trip from LA to SF and done a solo bike cheat, whether he anyone with him on the trip, who knows, wife maybe? Hard to be believe he could have done a solo cheat on some of his other 'marathons' though.

But the SF Marathon is more difficult than the LA Marathon. A lot more hills.

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:42pm EDT

re: Poor old Frank.

Poor old Frank. wrote:
polyester wrote:
At the finish, Frank's in his usual outfit.
https://i.imgur.com/5lb4PGyl.jpg
Poor old Frank, look exhausted after his 2:59:23.

Sure looks like he is wearing a watch contrary to what he said about not wearing one.

4 years ago 07/03/2019 9:47pm EDT

re: Amway Sales Report

Amway Sales Report wrote:
Not Avon calling. wrote:
Frank has the same kind of doorbell as Mo Farah.
https://imgur.com/a/egusABO
POD

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