Hello, loyal adoring public. I wish to reach out to Frank.
If you're reading this, Doc, let me say that I'm here for you. Although my cheating is of a different variety than yours, we do have that word in common, so I can give you some advice on how to keep on keepin' on despite the opposition (all of whom are justified in hating you, and me).
Mind you, if you turn down my offer of help, I may have to crush you and basically add to the misery in your life. I'm well-practiced in the fine art of destroying people's futures.
PS: Are you a real doctor? Like with a med school education and stuff? Did you sit for your own exams?