You win the "Most unbelievable bullshitter award 2019" against very stiff competition.
SoCal Race photographer wrote:
Wow, just found this thread, I think I can clear some things up, I've seen this guy at lots of races, he asks us not to take his picture. He has a laminated sign that says 'No Pictures, Please" that he holds up as he approaches us.
He wears it on a lanyard around his neck.