jalfano wrote:
Isaac Newton wins it.
... Then Leibniz will claim that he won it first.
Well done!!
jalfano wrote:
Isaac Newton wins it.
... Then Leibniz will claim that he won it first.
Well done!!
Dickens to the lead, Newton accelerates to the front, Dickens unfinished, Newton is off! He is going to win this. He is going to break the American record.
Subway Surfers wrote:
Newton would win but then be dq'd for standing "on the shoulders of giants."
A winner here.
smart racing wrote:
Newton was a smart dude he invented that E=mc^2 equation so I think he'd be able to come up with a smarter race strategy that would guarantee him the win
Sorry, you got ahead of yourself there. That equation was Einstein, nearly three centuries later. But he proved that time is relative when travelling at the speed of light, so who wins depends on whether Newton or Dickens were able to clock 186,000 miles per sec.
Dickens spends so long announcing himself on the start line that the officials dq' him and give Newton the win by forfeit.
Newton wins with that beautiful free, instantaneous action at a distance.
“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Can I - can I go home yet?—was it my last race? Tell me—tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven, “4x4".
The correct answer is who gives a s**t.
Dickens would win, because Newton would stop to play in the cinders of the track, and find a smoother pebble or prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great infield of truth lay undiscovered before him.
All of you are wrong.
What would motivate either to run 800 metres?
Neither could actually run that far.
Depending on when they ran one or both would have a heart attack.
wqqqqqqqq wrote:
“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Can I - can I go home yet?—was it my last race? Tell me—tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven, “4x4".
Lol, pod
wqqqqqqqq wrote:
“Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!—
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—
On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore—
Can I - can I go home yet?—was it my last race? Tell me—tell me, I implore!”
Quoth the Raven, “4x4".
Edgar Allan Poe a late entry?
i know the answer 100 percent.
it would be a dead heat.
newton is dead.
dickens is dead.
thank you for the win here.
Bump...
And get a life.
underrated comment
Newton was a man of hate.
Would be a natural for the 8.
mdnbv wrote:
Newton was a man of hate.
Would be a natural for the 8.
Yes he hated everyone and everyone hated him.
Dickens would win.
During the post race interview he would say "It is a far far better time than I have ever run before."
quote]seattle dude wrote: Charles Dickens would blast the first lap and then tie up the 2nd lap so badly that Newton passes him in the last 100m for the win. Dickens would go on to write about the race: "It was the best of laps, it was the worst of laps..."[/quote]
The slow ethiopian wrote:
underrated comment
Thank you. I'm glad at least someone got the reference :).
Is there a rule against attaching a helium balloon to yourself while running a road race?
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
How rare is it to run a sub 5 minute mile AND bench press 225?
Move over Mark Coogan, Rojo and John Kellogg share their 3 favorite mile workouts
Mark Coogan says that if you could only do 3 workouts as a 1500m runner you should do these
Red Bull (who sponsors Mondo) calls Mondo the pole vaulting Usain Bolt. Is that a fair comparison?