The National Inquirer got nudie pics of Jeff Bezos and his hooker.....I mean mistress. Bezos has worse security and opsec than even the TSA. All those billions and he can't even secure his own phone.
The National Inquirer got nudie pics of Jeff Bezos and his hooker.....I mean mistress. Bezos has worse security and opsec than even the TSA. All those billions and he can't even secure his own phone.
Unfortunately, the Enquirer tried to use the photos to blackmail Bezos and put it in writing.
Can we order the pics on Amazon.com?
Just kidding.
These guys are dumb. Just deny that it's you and brush it off as a bad attempt by some online trolls who did some quick photoshopping. There you go.
UsedToBeKnowItAll wrote:
Unfortunately, the Enquirer tried to use the photos to blackmail Bezos and put it in writing.
Colin Higgins
No tears for Bezos. I hope both he and Trump destroy each other in a media battle for the ages.
The country would be better off.
Posted on Feb 7, 2019 | 10:08 PM
Cameloony
Given all his negative press lately, Bezos couldn’t have engineered a better PR rehabilitation for himself if he tried. AMI is doing him a favor and they don’t even know it.
Posted on Feb 7, 2019 | 10:40 PM
Johann Pascual
I say buy the tabloid and then make their work a LIVING HELL!!!
Posted on Feb 7, 2019 | 11:04 PM
InsaneApples
Really?! Who really gives a flying wapper?
Here’s the first lady
A!so, the Orange in Chief is an established old fat/stupid/moron who’s just holding back this country in every aspect.
Posted on Feb 7, 2019 | 11:17 PM
Setnom
Here’s the first lady
Posted on Feb 8, 2019 | 1:52 AM
AdamMahase
But his b b are clearly displayed in Seattle so who cares if his pic gets out? All joking aside, I don’t think the richest man in the world will care if others see his nude pics especially in an age of deepfake and photoshop.
Posted on Feb 7, 2019 | 11:38 PM
jjayguy23
I bet he has a big ol’ donkey d. It’s always the quiet ones….. lol.
Posted on Feb 8, 2019 | 12:00 AM
MedievalBudha
I hope all the CEO had nudes leaked so we can finally decide who is the bigger.
Posted on Feb 8, 2019 | 2:37 AM
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You know the arrow in the amazon logo isn’t an arrow but his big meaty billionaire cöck right?
Is Bezos using Pecker to get to Trump?
Oh.
That.
Is.
So.
Interesting.
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Seriously, WTF is wrong with you that you give two sh!ts about his pics?
Considering a large bulk of online everything runs off AWS, I'd tread very lightly if I were the National Enquirer or their owner(s).
Newspaper guys always said "don't argue with someone who buys ink by the barrel." I'm pretty sure the same applies here.
Just a turd with no honor.
FFF wrote:
Considering a large bulk of online everything runs off AWS, I'd tread very lightly if I were the National Enquirer or their owner(s).
Don't worry, Bezos did the security hardening for AWS himself. It's as secure as his nudie pics.
Security Theatre wrote:
The National Inquirer
The National Enquirer misspells its name.
Just say it's not you wrote:
Can we order the pics on Amazon.com?
Nailed it`,`, wrote:
Just say it's not you wrote:
Can we order the pics on Amazon.com?
Well I guess he felt he had a Prime Member...
Jeff Bezos wrote:
"I prefer to stand up, roll this log over, and see what crawls out.”
The same way he's been doing in his photos.
Security Theatre wrote:
Jeff Bezo's Nudie Pics from His Affair Leaked
Umm...why? Who on earth would want to see that?
Not going to lie. I want to see the photo to see how I measure up.
And you guys are thinking about this all wrong: his soon to be ex wife is pretty good looking. I’ve been told that straight men like women who are funny. And there’s nothing funnier than her bank account will be after all this is settled. She is now the most eligible woman in the world.
He went for the nasty smellie woogie.
Peonies wrote:
Nailed it`,`, wrote:
Well I guess he felt he had a Prime Member...
Hehe, points for you
Karl Hungus wrote:
She is now the most eligible woman in the world.
Reconsidering?
“Bezo’s”??
Really?