When the dog gets neutered
When a man is forced to go to the mother in law’s house
When there is no beer in the fridge
When the dog gets neutered
When a man is forced to go to the mother in law’s house
When there is no beer in the fridge
when you get diagnosed with cancer... i think you're allowed to react however the f*** you want
So, to summarize the key qualifying events here:
1. First Super Bowl victory
2. Birth or death of a son
3. Death of Dog or Horse
4. Poignant Deaths in Non-baseball Films
a) Brian’s Song
b) Star Trek II
Most of the others mentioned in this thread (kicked in the nuts, beer shortage, Prince) should be addressed with silence or profanity. Onions don’t count because it’s involuntary eye-watering, not representative of actual emotion.
I would also submit that one is allowed to roll a single tear when discussing a long lost love, but ONLY while drinking whisky in a darkened saloon or around a campfire that has burned down to the embers. Either way, there should be a horse within 100 feet, and on no account should eye contact be made following the tear.
It's acceptable to cry when Goose dies in Top Gun. That's the only time.
Moe's Tavern wrote:
Death of a family member, death of a favorite dog, your child making tue right Christian decision and at the end of "It's a Wonderful Life".
Other than that you should lose your man card.
I cried when my wife was diagnosed with ALS. Your suggestion that I should lose my man card because of this makes you a bad person.