Recently scrolling through insta and come across a Zuck is an Alien meme. Go to his insta to truly appreciate his unhuman pictures and find one of him posing with his kid with a race bib on. Naturally, as any runner would, I want to know what he ran and search the ace results for his name. Cant find his name but find his wife's and close to it is a Mark Elliot (his middle name) with the bib number seen in the photo. Look at his time and bam there it is... 34:18. What a miserable life, has hundreds of millions of dollars, and yet his alien a$$ cant crack a measly 30 min in the 5K. What a chump.
http://acop.racetecresults.com/Results.aspx?CId=16356&RId=6046&EId=1
here are the results of a relatively slow race and he didnt even have the gumption to enter the full 10K.... beta male.