Grenio wrote:
I want to hear more about this. Was it during work hours, on a conference room table? Like, during a meeting? Where the hell do you work? Wherever it is, GET YOUR JOB BACK. Most people never get to have sex on a table at work.
My favorite species of LRC poster by far: those that realize a post like this is not real, acknowledge that it is not real, and then proceed to reply to it as if it is totally real. I love that. Perceptive, honest, and totally into make-believe. It's an apt description of almost anyone I like and choose to spend time with.
There were multiple offers of sex made throughout the relationship.
1. When she first started training me at work, she said "my boss would fire me if I told you the things I would do to you."
2. The night she came onto me and begged me to date her, her texts were replete with sexual innuendo.
3. During the last two weeks of our relationship before she went cold, she made a handful of comments implying that she wanted sex. One time when we were working together and making idle chatter, I cracked a joke about being a virgin (which she was aware of by then), and she grabbed my arm and said "we could change that." Two days later we were carpooling and she exclaimed out of the blue: "you're not gratifying me sexually, Brian! That seems to be your goal." The next day at work she took me out to a remote picnic bench at work and removed her outer layer to reveal a very work-inappropriate top with ample cleavage on display. She said she wanted to talk about sex She talked about what she liked, asked me what I fantasized about, etc. She then invited me to a three day country music festival called Watershed. She knew I didn't listen to country, but she wanted me to come with her and said the venue campground "would be the perfect place to lose your virginity" I told her I would think about it and get back to her. I also posted a thread about this the day after it happened (
http://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.php?board=1&id=8903527&thread=8903092#8903527). The final offer of sex happened two days later. We were at a pizza place with our supervisor, and she gushed to the supervisor that she wanted to have sex with me . I was embarrassed that she said this in the open, so I turned to her and said "I can't even imagine us kissing, let alone having sex." That night she invited me back to her house to smoke weed and drink, but we were driving separate cars, and stopped at a gas station to get alcohol, I locked my keys in the car and had to wait two hours for AAA to get there and she went home without me .