Are you sure you're not Evan?
Are you sure you're not Evan?
How old are you? 12?
This is so sad, I hope you’re joking. You’re actually pathetic for wanting to boast about your running ability to a bunch of strangers on a train. Most girls don’t care about how fast you run but they will care if a guy is an egotistical douche. People who are actually fast don’t need to brag about it, people know who they are.
And then everybody clapped
I think it would have been better to treat these people with respect.
Honestly, the fact that you insulted them and then ran away at the end makes you sound like a puṩṩy. Also 0/10
Hounddogharrier wrote:
Bannana Bread , that was well done . The only thing I would suggest is wearing a “let’s Run” shirt the next time.
I was thinking nb-cptc team jacket
Did you should them your Turkey Trot 5K trophy you won in 18 minutes? That is the ultimate Alpha Male status.
I just want people to think I'm a badass so that I am more respected. Girls wouldn't take any notice if I was having a boring conversation and been all nice to eachother talking about couch to 5k's. I told this story to my friends and they said they would of done the same thing and for me to keep it up. They are giving me advice to find girls. I ran from the train so that they could see I'm a fast runner that was the purpose of running here. I didn't threaten anyone or touch anyone I'm not crazy. I do have aspergers so I probably don't know the exact conversation I should have said. I'm learning and my friends are telling me I need to change how I talk to people. I'm trying to find my soulmate. If you look at pickup artists like david x they treat people like assholes and get so much success. I'm a normal weight of 175lbs but I'm tall(2 inches more then Bekele the GOAT) and the 2 guys weighed more then me so I think they were the rude ones bringing weight into the conversation. That was the part that annoyed me the most.
This is one of the better troll posts I've read.
Advice: girls don't really look for boys. Just come up to a girl and start talking to her yourself instead of waiting for a girl to come up to you.
troll but I'll bite. Yeah, I'm an athletic trainer and often have to run water to the players on the field. A big part of this is keeping out of the way of play. I've been caught twice over five years in a position where the play engulfed me. In both situations I dropped the hammer to get out the way, and in both instances I've received several comments from the sidelines along the lines of "fkn hell, you move fast". One guy stared and said "you move like a tracer bullet". Truth be told, my hamstrings and glutes were aching the day after this, I seriously could not have run faster if the hounds of hell were on my tail. My literal thought while running was "this is maximum effort".
The day after, I realised was literally true. Absolute maximum effort for 15sec, maybe less. But I gave it everything and coming off, the comments were that I moved very fast indeed, even among athletic men 15 years my junior.