I'm driving from Texas to New York. Ask me anything

So you and your favorite LR rainmaker drive F150s.

Coincidence?

We think not.

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I'm kenyan and I dope, dipped to the grills right now bit I could still tell tour written English sucks balls.

Excuse my typos.

Thanks for replying! I'm just starting a PhD program at Yale

I don't think you know me but your twin brother wrote a short profile on my twin brother.

Have fun with the rest of your drive.

How many times did you stop at Cracker Barrel? Did you ask her father for her hand in marriage? Does she speak Russian? Has she ever heard of Jamin? Does she have a sister? Have you told her about proper trolling etiquette?

M.A.G.A...

Why are you reading your phone while driving??!?!

Where are you living in NY(C?) and how large an apartment? Does she make more money than you? Is she more famous (is that possible)?

What's your running mileage these days and how does it compare to your car mileage?

What are you going to do with the truck in NY(C?)

When the San Francisco Giants are in town to play the Mets, do you think the SF Giants and New York Giants get together for a lunch or dinner or something?

Los Angeles wrote:

I'd like to speak with you about lots of trucks in Tennessee.

Hmmm. Ever heard of FedEx? They are based in Memphis TN.

Are there any killer bees stowing away in your vehicle? When I was a kid in the 1970s, I read that they were coming to America in a few decades from South America, with Texas a likely entry point into the USA. Might be a bit behind schedule.

Did you bring lots of quarters? George Carlin used to say that you can't back out of your driveway in New Jersey without some guy in a uniform and hat asking you to pay a toll.

Have you been properly vaccinated? Two major league pitchers here, one of the Yankees and one of the Mets, recently had hand, foot and mouth disease. Mean posters here often cause you Brojos of putting your feet in your mouths, but that's not the same.

NYC guy wrote:

Have you been properly vaccinated? Two major league pitchers here, one of the Yankees and one of the Mets, recently had hand, foot and mouth disease. Mean posters here often accuse you Brojos of putting your feet in your mouths, but that's not the same.

wejo,

When I coached track at Texas-Pan American we had a lot of long road trip. A 20 ounce Dr. Pepper works well. Also make sure the AC is turned up, if your still sleepy stick you head out the window. If that fails sleep.

Igy

Most importantly, why in the hell are you moving to New York?

Trump2020OP-the real one... wrote:

How many times did you stop at Cracker Barrel? Did you ask her father for her hand in marriage? Does she speak Russian? Has she ever heard of Jamin? Does she have a sister? Have you told her about proper trolling etiquette?

M.A.G.A...

I left too late yesterday to be stopping at Cracker Barrel. Taco Bell and McDonald's for me today.

Yes I asked her father for their blessing.

Yes she's got a younger sister who is happily married.

She doesn't speak Russian.

Does Rachel Maddow always start off with a 25 minute monologue and no commercials? Just heard that.

Good thing you don’t have view Maddow oversized neck, it’s bad enough listening to her.

I'm quite concerned about this move from a solid Red state to the deep Blue of New York. I didn't know it was humanly possible to listen to Rachel Maddow for more than a minute without being a lefty liberal commie pinko. This girl better be worth it. I hope she's at least has posted a decent 'thon time. Anyway, much happiness until the kids come along and ruin a good night's sleep.

M.A.G.A...

Any plans for a splash on the masters running scene with a debut at the NYC ‘Thon?

wejo wrote:

I left too late yesterday to be stopping at Cracker Barrel. Taco Bell and McDonald's for me today.

Why aren't you eating Rupp Certified Salads?