Turning my neighbour Coyote into house Pet

See the following from the website of the Royal Entomological Society: “Kingdom: Animalia (all animals) Phylum: Arthropoda (all arthropods) Class: Insecta (only the insects)”https://www.royensoc.co.uk/insect-classification

El Wrong'o Mongo wrote:

vivalarepublica wrote:

But not sure if mosquitoes count as animals.

GoatKing wrote:

lol. what? yes. mosquitoes are in fact animals......

Mosquitoes are insects, not animals

It’s true that more modern taxonomic systems use five of six Kingdoms, but none of them put insects in a Kingdom other than Animalia. The six Kingdom system has:

Anamalia (multi-cellular, nucleated)

Planta (mostly multicellular, nucleated)

Fungi (some multicellular, some unicellular, nucleated)

Protista (some multicellular, some unicellular, nucleated)

Bacteria (unicellular, not nucleated)

Archae (unicellular, not nucleated)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_(biology)

jhgfjhgf wrote:

Pack animals bond by licking each other's faces. You need to get them to lick your face and they'll consider you part of the pack.

I suggest you wait until the coyotes leave then slather your face with bacon grease and lie really still in the back yard until they return. A few good licks and you'll have loyal pets for life.

Good one.`

and we have a winner wrote:

El Wrong'o Mongo wrote:

Mosquitoes are insects, not animals

Um.... Insects are animals.

A lot of vegans eat insects and they wouldn't if they were animals.

Everybody eats insects btw, they crawl into warehoused food and the regulations allow a certain amount of insect parts in everything.

Bad Wigins wrote:

and we have a winner wrote:

Um.... Insects are animals.

A lot of vegans eat insects and they wouldn't if they were animals.

Everybody eats insects btw, they crawl into warehoused food and the regulations allow a certain amount of insect parts in everything.

Breast feeding infants do not eat insects.

Therefore it is not true that "everybody eats insects."

Infantile wrote:

Bad Wigins wrote:

A lot of vegans eat insects and they wouldn't if they were animals.

Everybody eats insects btw, they crawl into warehoused food and the regulations allow a certain amount of insect parts in everything.

Breast feeding infants do not eat insects.

Therefore it is not true that "everybody eats insects."

They likely eat mites though which amounts to about the same thing.

FFF wrote:

Bart Simpson's dog is basically a coyote, too.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/2/2c/Santa%27s_Little_Helper.png/revision/latest?cb=20180311074656

Santa's Little Helper is a purebred greyhound. Perhaps you ate a Guatemalan Insanity Pepper and got confused.

A couple of years ago I house sat for a friend of mine who had a retriever-coyote cross. The coydog was very nice but at sunset it got up and paced around the house until dawn every single day I was at the house.

Northwest white trash wrote:

A couple of years ago I house sat for a friend of mine who had a retriever-coyote cross. The coydog was very nice but at sunset it got up and paced around the house until dawn every single day I was at the house.

You're supposed to take it out to pee you moran.

First you need a road runner

jhgfjhgf wrote:

Pack animals bond by licking each other's faces. You need to get them to lick your face and they'll consider you part of the pack.

I suggest you wait until the coyotes leave then slather your face with bacon grease and lie really still in the back yard until they return. A few good licks and you'll have loyal pets for life.

I'm going to try this. Thanks

Euphemism wrote:

Coyote as Pet wrote:

First step , leaving dog food on the porch , then water bowl. At what stage do I let the Coyote into the house ,

and get him comfortable to sleep on the couch. Coyote spend about 5 hours a day just sleeping in back yard . Sometimes 3 are there , but the main one I already named , "Chipper".

Not all middle age women would appreciate a subservient role. I would suggest a kinder, gentler approach. Frequently telling her how young she looks has always worked well for me when wooing coyotes into my house.

Don't you mean : cougars?

CapnPerv wrote:

Euphemism wrote:

Not all middle age women would appreciate a subservient role. I would suggest a kinder, gentler approach. Frequently telling her how young she looks has always worked well for me when wooing coyotes into my house.

Don't you mean : cougars?

You're right; I suppose I was confused by her history of wily behavior while smuggling drugs from the south.

Wilee wrote:

First you need a road runner

My roommate Murry said this as well , lol. We are both working 2 jobs, hope by next year we can get a place with bigr back yard.

Coyote as Pet wrote:

First step , leaving dog food on the porch , then water bowl. At what stage do I let the Coyote into the house ,

and get him comfortable to sleep on the couch. Coyote spend about 5 hours a day just sleeping in back yard . Sometimes 3 are there , but the main one I already named , "Chipper".

Coyotes are so...prole.

An arctic wolf is where its at. Sophisticated and lovely. I call mine Edgar Winter, he rocks.

White Wolf wrote:

Coyote as Pet wrote:

First step , leaving dog food on the porch , then water bowl. At what stage do I let the Coyote into the house ,

and get him comfortable to sleep on the couch. Coyote spend about 5 hours a day just sleeping in back yard . Sometimes 3 are there , but the main one I already named , "Chipper".

Coyotes are so...prole.

An arctic wolf is where its at. Sophisticated and lovely. I call mine Edgar Winter, he rocks.

I have given up on this project. Looks like my neighbour Coyote did some pet killing next door. Not to many wolves in Surrey, BC lol.

Coyote as Pet wrote:

White Wolf wrote:

Coyotes are so...prole.

An arctic wolf is where its at. Sophisticated and lovely. I call mine Edgar Winter, he rocks.

I have given up on this project. Looks like my neighbour Coyote did some pet killing next door. Not to many wolves in Surrey, BC lol.

Glad you decided not to. There have been documentaries of trying to make pets out of wolves from when they are young and it just mostly didn't work. They were friendly (like a dog, they nuzzle up when they wanted food), but were mostly un-trainable and continually wreaked havoc on the household knocking over things, breaking furniture, jumping up on tables etc. Our dogs have done this kind of thing for awhile as puppies but eventually stopped, but the wolves just kept it up, and the "owners" eventually gave up. I'm assuming coyotes would react similar to wolves, but who knows, Coyotes seem to be more loner types.

this sucks :$