The mother of all come backs wrote:
I am a 48 year old male, father of the kids, ages 10, 5,and 7. I share physical custody with my ex, so I am busy. I have been keeping fit, running here and there,a few miles a day the last few years. I am way behind in child support and am losing tons of money at my job, so I am totally in the negative in my account. I have creditors beating down my door and I am hiding my car so it doesn't get repossessed. How do I go about getting back into racing shape? With everything going on is it possible?
Put the kids in a large wagon and pull them across the USA with "Please Help Us" and "Running For The Children's Sake" and "We Believe in Rob Young" posters attached to it in your children's handwriting. Give each a small bucket for donations and teach them to cry on cue at the mention of Donald Trump.
As you get more fit you can pull the wagon faster, maybe make the return trek across Canada.
Do it for the kids. The racing shape will come as a bonus, though that was your intent all along.....
Good luck! Maybe LR can sponsor the wagon and a few of the finest ride along making sure no other alternate transportation is accepted, especially in the deserts and that magical stretch along I-78.
Our thoughts and prayers are with you.
Godspeed.