So what exactly is ultrarunning

Yuck wrote:

Characteristics of ultra running:

Neck beards

Flannel

Sandals

Bad breath

Bad b.o.

Hillary lovers

Agree

Yuck wrote:

Characteristics of ultra running:

Neck beards

Flannel

Sandals

Bad breath

Bad b.o.

Hillary lovers

You deserve a hosting gig on cnn.

I rrun ultras, don’t have a beard, have 2 flannel shirts in my entire closet, don’t own sandals but flipflops, use motuhwash and deatarant, and I voted for trump.

So stfu faggott

Not dean wrote:

Yuck wrote:

Characteristics of ultra running:

Neck beards

Flannel

Sandals

Bad breath

Bad b.o.

Hillary lovers

You deserve a hosting gig on cnn.

I rrun ultras, don’t have a beard, have 2 flannel shirts in my entire closet, don’t own sandals but flipflops, use motuhwash and deatarant, and I voted for trump.

So stfu faggott

You forgot one characteristic that trumps the other ones:

Very insecure

one more wrote:

Not dean wrote:

You deserve a hosting gig on cnn.

I rrun ultras, don’t have a beard, have 2 flannel shirts in my entire closet, don’t own sandals but flipflops, use motuhwash and deatarant, and I voted for trump.

So stfu faggott

You forgot one characteristic that trumps the other ones:

Very insecure

Who’s insecure here? Someone puishing themselves in an extreme endurance contest or a internet troll who worries about his dumb marathon time? If I’m insecure then you are just a bitchh

Yuck wrote:

Characteristics of ultra running:

Neck beards

Flannel

Sandals

Bad breath

Bad b.o.

Hillary lovers

If it's truly a sport for rich white guys, then the Hillary item is incorrect.

We vote Red all the way down the ballot.

Nope wrote:

one more wrote:

You forgot one characteristic that trumps the other ones:

Very insecure

Who’s insecure here? Someone puishing themselves in an extreme endurance contest or a internet troll who worries about his dumb marathon time? If I’m insecure then you are just a bitchh

Thanks for proving my point lol

Moderation in everything, right?

I ran, raced, and also raced bikes. Then time marched on, and I began racing and riding bikes further and further. It got to the point where I was no longer in bike movement contests, I was in eating and comfort contests. As long as you'd eat enough and not have an issue sitting on a bike, you could move indefinitely, other than for sleep.

Go back to the 1930s, and you'll find dance contests were competitors stayed on their feet forever, and were disqualified when they fell asleep.

Both things above: Are these competitive events, or efforts not fall asleep?

Hence, ultras.

I am a 2:30 road marathoner and this weekend I ran a 4:50 trail marathon with 6000 feet of vert all talus...I also watched a 2:23 marathoner snap his leg. Both of us are broke in real life

I post here udner another name wrote:

Moderation in everything, right?

I ran, raced, and also raced bikes. Then time marched on, and I began racing and riding bikes further and further. It got to the point where I was no longer in bike movement contests, I was in eating and comfort contests. As long as you'd eat enough and not have an issue sitting on a bike, you could move indefinitely, other than for sleep.

Go back to the 1930s, and you'll find dance contests were competitors stayed on their feet forever, and were disqualified when they fell asleep.

Both things above: Are these competitive events, or efforts not fall asleep?

Hence, ultras.

HENCE you sound like a faggott. I can run a 50 miler in 6 hours and 30 minutes, Does that make me a sleep contest participant? Sounds to me like you run slow ultras cause you suck at running

Hence you sound slow. Like all ultra runners. If you run 100 miles, you'd run even slower than you do, because you are presumably not The Terminator. Eventually, you'd not be running, because of sleep, or mileage (ultra).

What's the point?

I post here udner another name wrote:

NOOOOO wrote:

HENCE you sound like a faggott. I can run a 50 miler in 6 hours and 30 minutes, Does that make me a sleep contest participant? Sounds to me like you run slow ultras cause you suck at running

Hence you sound slow. Like all ultra runners. If you run 100 miles, you'd run even slower than you do, because you are presumably not The Terminator. Eventually, you'd not be running, because of sleep, or mileage (ultra).

What's the point?

Im literally telling you that i run 50 miles in 6 hours 30 minutes, way to not address it loser. Yoiu wouldnt touch that time on a trail course. Its fats as shitt. Post a race result where you run a trail 50miler under 6 hrs 30 minuts and ill opraise you. Unitll you do shut the fuckk up

Ummmmmm wrote:

I post here udner another name wrote:

Hence you sound slow. Like all ultra runners. If you run 100 miles, you'd run even slower than you do, because you are presumably not The Terminator. Eventually, you'd not be running, because of sleep, or mileage (ultra).

What's the point?

Im literally telling you that i run 50 miles in 6 hours 30 minutes, way to not address it loser. Yoiu wouldnt touch that time on a trail course. Its fats as shitt. Post a race result where you run a trail 50miler under 6 hrs 30 minuts and ill opraise you. Unitll you do shut the fuckk up

What's your road 5K time?

ohnoyoudint wrote:

Ummmmmm wrote:

Im literally telling you that i run 50 miles in 6 hours 30 minutes, way to not address it loser. Yoiu wouldnt touch that time on a trail course. Its fats as shitt. Post a race result where you run a trail 50miler under 6 hrs 30 minuts and ill opraise you. Unitll you do shut the fuckk up

What's your road 5K time?

Never ran one. Id rather run a sub 7:15 min mile for 50 miles. Yet you trolls claiam ultra runners walk. Stfu

I witnessed one of the Sri Chimnoy all month running events. Wow. Just pathetic. Maybe I only saw the slow ones but what is the purpose if you're barely walking. One fat lard basically went around once and sat on a couch and ate all the snacks before starting another .34 mile loop.

Just accept you suck at running like everyone else. Doing something different doesn't make you more special.

Moo Goo wrote:

I witnessed one of the Sri Chimnoy all month running events. Wow. Just pathetic. Maybe I only saw the slow ones but what is the purpose if you're barely walking. One fat lard basically went around once and sat on a couch and ate all the snacks before starting another .34 mile loop.

Just accept you suck at running like everyone else. Doing something different doesn't make you more special.

What "all month running event" was that?

I am not aware of a .34 mile loop event from SCMT.

I post here udner another name wrote:

What's the point?

Wouldn't the point be to test yourself and see now many miles you could run between waking up and falling asleep?

No more or less noble than seeing how fast you could run 25 laps around a 400 meter track.

Moo Goo wrote:

I witnessed one of the Sri Chimnoy all month running events. Wow. Just pathetic. Maybe I only saw the slow ones but what is the purpose if you're barely walking. One fat lard basically went around once and sat on a couch and ate all the snacks before starting another .34 mile loop.

Just accept you suck at running like everyone else. Doing something different doesn't make you more special.

Im the op. What you are talking about here is completely different than a 50 miler which can be completed in less than 7 hours. Way to completely exaggerate ultra running. These extreme month long races are not even ultra running.

to me ultra running is not just for a runner and not just for a hiker.. its perhaps for someone who likes both worlds, likes the endorphins, adrenaline, and benefits that running gives, but loves hiking because they like to be out in remote nature and taking in all the fresh smells and nice scenery.. so why not combine both?

Moo Goo wrote:

I witnessed one of the Sri Chimnoy all month running events. Wow. Just pathetic. Maybe I only saw the slow ones but what is the purpose if you're barely walking. One fat lard basically went around once and sat on a couch and ate all the snacks before starting another .34 mile loop.

Just accept you suck at running like everyone else. Doing something different doesn't make you more special.

As we've seen, they cheat like bandits in these events. Logging laps when they are in a port-a-john, etc.