So I was running shirtless (it was 80+ degrees and very humid) on the fields of a county park adjacent to an elementary school playground when I heard a little kid's voice shout "put a shirt on!". As I circled back in the general direction of the playground, again, I again heard the yell "put a shirt on!". It was one of the bigger girls in the group, out on the playground with the rest of her class. It's not like I have an embarrassing upper body (5ft 10 in, 160 lbs, in decent shape) as do most of the fat slob dads at the community pool where she probably was hanging out over the weekend. I'm not sure why the outrage.