This is it!
This is it!
Are you a triathlete?
You're completely destroying your knees.
I don't look like a runner, but when they see me runnin they assume I'm going to beat someone's arse. And, I am. Myself. High back kick, cuz i r fast...
Woman ALWAYS prefer bigger biceps and chests...ALWAYS
"Nobody cares."
"How often do you go jogging"
"You should run the Color Race!" (or one of those races where you get spray painted along the way)
"What music do you listen to when you jog?" (this one double-kills me because I don't 'jog' and I don't enjoy listening to music on runs.)
And these are from my parents:
"Isn't it lonely running all those miles?"
"Running more than once a day is too much."
"You should do something more useful with your time now that you graduated."
How now brown cow? wrote:
I like jogging too.
5k marathon has to be the worst one. Other than that any sentence claiming they ran faster than the WR when I inform them that they would have destroyed a world record.
My favorite from a local mechanic (he was serious)
"I typically run about 5 minutes a mile on my 5 mile runs"
this one is better wrote:
"I love Mo's style of racing and i'm 100% sure he's clean"
+1
The worst one for me was when I was on a date. We talked about our interests and who we admire. I said I'm a big runner, and Bekele is the greatest runner ever. She just said, "who is Bekele"? I started laughing at her, and when she didn't laugh back, I choked a bit from shock and shame. I got out of there fast. It was a shame because she was so cute. It cringes and hurts to look back at that event.
"I ran a 14 minute 5k in basketball shorts"
You just run? Did you see that guy who Joggles?
"sprinters work harder" or "you look like a Holocaust survivor"
90% of the male population is capable of benching 225.
"Running is bad for your joints"
"You shouldn't run every day"
Have you tried Cross Fit? it's a much better workout.
How now brown cow? wrote:
I like jogging too.
"so are you training for your first 5k?"
Live to run wrote:
"I ran a 14 minute 5k in basketball shorts"
unless Justyn Knight said it, then it would be true
Galen Rupp is a 2:06 guy
Des Linden: "The entire sport" has changed since she first started running Boston.
Ryan Eiler, 3rd American man at Boston, almost out of nowhere
Am I living in the twilight zone? The Boston Marathon weather was terrible!
Matt Choi was drinking beer halfway through the Boston Marathon
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