Why are American cross country races always on golf courses? Pandering to middle distance runners is why you end up going nuts for winning a marathon on a downhill uncertified course in 2:39 and change.
I’ve even heard rumours of coaches going out the night before races and tidying up the courses too.
That’s not like proper British cross country, we turn up, have a scrap on boggy, muddy courses and then we all go to the pub to neck more than a few pints with the lads and lasses we’ve been racing hard with. We even run in rain and our cross country shoes aren’t just racing flats.
And before anyone mentions the Edinburgh cross country, well, throwing a log across a cricket pitch does not mean it’s proper country.
Long live the home of cross country, Parliament Hill!