Lapped Miler wrote:
Watch Out! wrote:
What if she accidently stepped over and got hit? BTW, you're supposed to stay off the shoulder of the tracks. Its the rail road's right of way.
>>What if a mountain lion jumps out and chomps on Jordan - because she foolishly runs in an uncontrolled environment where all kinds of four-legged carnivores might pounce?
>>What if a rattler strikes, because, after Steve Irwin died, nobody stepped up to caution Jordan on the snake risks of running on a RR service road? Crikey!!
>>What if Jordan steps on a rock and bruises her widdle foot? It's so DANGEROUS to run where there might be a rock!
>>What if she wipes out and catches septicemia from an evil bacterium just waiting atop some bear scat to poison her? Running is so risky where one might catch septicemia in a fall atop bear poop!
>>What if a dirtbike runs her down? Service roads are highways for daredevil teens on dirtbikes!
>>What if a train derails atop her? Trains are inherently SO dangerous, and once in a blue moon a choo choo falls off the rails!
>>What if a RR policeman exposes himself to her, causing her to veer into an oncoming freight train? Pervs exist on RR service roads!
>>What if Coach Salazar passes her, cuts in illegally, and trips her? Coach Salazar is known for cutting-in illegally on RR service roads!
The poor girl! While sucking her thumb and assuming the worst in this big, bad world, she should curl in a fetal position in a safe, concrete structure without windows, surrounded by barbed wire and Nike stormtroopers carrying semi-automatics. As Tarzan told Jane, "It's a jungle out there!"
DANGER, WILL ROBINSON!!
What if we just understand that Jordan ain't no fool, opts to run safely on a RR access road like so many of us do, and that camera angles deceive?