On the suitcase is a note with the word, " Don't", written in blood that is still wet. What do you do?
On the suitcase is a note with the word, " Don't", written in blood that is still wet. What do you do?
I would get the hell out obviously.
Why do people still think 1 million dollars is substantial? I'd kick it out of my way and continue running.
Gravy wrote:
Why do people still think 1 million dollars is substantial? I'd kick it out of my way and continue running.
R-i-i-i-i-i-ght......
take a nice steamy dump on it and post a picture of it on LetsRun.com
"Don't" could mean, "don't miss this opportunity."
take it home and slowly use it to buy groceries and regular stuff.
I would try to return it to Ms. Samsonite.
quickndirty wrote:
take it home and slowly use it to buy groceries and regular stuff.
this. use it in the most boring way possible.
How do we know if the suitcase is filled with a million dollars if the suitcase is not open?
I’d leave it. I don’t want Chigurh after me.
How do we know if the suitcase is filled with a million dollars if the suitcase is not open?
you know when you're having a dream, and there's a person in the dream, and you just know where you first me them, and where they went for their holiday last year, and what their favourite pizza topping is?
well that's how you know the suitcase has a million dollars in it.
cheers.
I wouldn’t come on it at all. I would pick it up and continue on my run.
Just take the goddamn transponder out and make sure the dont get a hold of your car plates or reg and you're ok... no need to worry about old Chigurh
Only a million? Hmm. Clinton Foundation usually pays more than that.
Bury it nearby and be patient. Once the coast appear clear, come back on foot with a different bag and transfer the money. Bury that bag and wait again. Take a different, circuitous route home each time. Better yet, spend the night after the burials in a motel. Third time a different bag and bury it in wet cement a bit further away. Keep moving and whatever you do don't tell Billy Bob. Eventually you will forget where you left it and it will all be over. Oh well, it was fun to dream!
Take it to Vegas and roll it up into a big score at the craps table.
I would tiptoe over it and remind myself this is no country for old men.
Hookers and blow.
There is no other correct answer. Geez, do I have to do everything around here???
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