“How do I go from a 25 minute 5k to a sub 20 minute 5k?”
“How do I go from a 25 minute 5k to a sub 20 minute 5k?”
"I dont run for time, I run for distance."
Hey there genius, Thread was looking for stupid stuff hobbyjoggers say. Obviously you enable a waddler crushing 15 minute mile pace by screaming (we are so proud of you!)
Every marathon this fatty brags to anyone/everyone within earshot and absolutely no knowledge of running (I am just using this marathon as a training run for my BQ qualifier) She has been saying this for 10-15 years, always using every marathon as a "training run" for a BQ at a later date. She needs a 3:45 and never broken 6:30. Why spend the money for 2 or 3 "training runs" per year. Why not go another step and enter a 5k and say I am using a Turkey Trot for a "training run" for USATF Championship (gotta shave 20 minutes to give Rowbury a good race)
Ragen Chastain is an inspiration
She's SI Swimsuit material.
Gregtucker wrote:
@Gregtucker wrote:
jeez ur a whiny little fukk
Says the hobby jogger crying about other people being butthurt
Thanks for proving my point.
This thread is the most autistic and immature thing I’ve ever seen. No wonder y’all don’t get any women ? it might just be because of your whiny personalities rather than your stick thin bodies.
LOLOLOLOL wrote:
This thread is the most autistic and immature thing I’ve ever seen. No wonder y’all don’t get any women ? it might just be because of your whiny personalities rather than your stick thin bodies.
Wrong.
Unlike your hobby jogger @ss, we've all got the trifecta of $200k per year salary, Sub 15 5K and a supermodel spouse.
That's sub 14 5k.
My body breaks down whenever I try to run more than xxx miles per week.
xxx is usually somewhere between 50 and 100.
Shlt hobbyjoggers say:
“Shlt hobbyjoggers say”
I run/walk with my 80 yr old Dad...at 18 min per mile pace
Walk as fast a he runs...look out for the cars.
Good thing we got rid of those cataracts
Wisconsin
Gregtucker wrote:
@Gregtucker wrote:
jeez ur a whiny little fukk
Says the hobby jogger crying about other people being butthurt
So many hobby joggers that are butthurt.
I've posted a couple times on this thread criticizing the 'real runners' who titter about hobby joggers but I just read another thread that leads me to agree that there are cases where some race participants can be disruptive and do not show respect for the sport. They can be oblivious to the amount of time and effort other participants put in just getting ready for the race and that others are very juiced and excited to compete for time.
I've seen many examples - I'm sure others can provide a few - but here's just one.
At the Flying Pig Marathon about 10 years ago, a race official was stationed at a large water stop to direct the walkers/joggers, who had an earlier start time, to water on one side of the road. The runners had a later start and were catching the early starters at that point just as planned and their water was on the other side of the road.
A significant number of the early starters were incensed at the request to stay to one side of the road, leaving the road blocked and the water stops chaotic leaving runners to dodge walkers like punt returners in a broken field. Some walkers were even yelling angry slogans like, "Hey, we're runners, too."
I would not have been surprised to have heard a unified chant of "No justice, no peace."
Omg lololololol
Slow and fat wrote:
“How do I go from a 25 minute 5k to a sub 20 minute 5k?”
Back-of-the-pack high school JV runners who are serious about competitive running say that.
Real hobby joggers say,
“How do I go from a 35 minute 5k to a sub 30 minute 5k?”
"Beautiful sunny day outside, 75 degrees. Nice and easy run in perfect weather. #jogging #fitness"
"Why are you running a 5k if you're so fast? At this speed, you should be running a marathon!"
"Where's my medal?!"
"Have you tried this weight loss supplement?"
"Losing weight is so hard. Running actually made me gain weight."
"You don't actually burn that many calories when running. But it's good for your cardiovascular health."
(Actually, you can easily burn 1,000+ calories per hour if you are running at a non-hobby jogger pace.)
"My waist hurts. My neck feels funny. My shoulders are sore."
(Complaining about discomfort in random parts of the body that you normally don't think of as injury prone.)
"Oh my gosh. I'm so tired." (while trotting along at a 12 minute mile pace)
"Smile for the camera!"
"Are you going for a jog again?"
Me thinking: "I don't exactly jog."
(Me doing fartlek workouts on the grass to avoid the swarms of slow hobby joggers blocking my way at a local park.)
"What are you doing? Watch out for dog sh!t!"
I also got this snide comment in a running club's Facebook group when I asked if anyone could keep up with my mile pace, since I was trying to find some serious training partners.
"We're not trying to be elite. We're a social group trying to have fun."
I want the finisher's medal placed around my neck.