"ohhh you naked boy!" - sketch middleschoolers
next was from some female
"you have to have abs to run without a shirt" i responded with you have to have a chest to wear a bra
"ohhh you naked boy!" - sketch middleschoolers
next was from some female
"you have to have abs to run without a shirt" i responded with you have to have a chest to wear a bra
“Nice leg..fag”
A guy yelled fat at me.
Those are mostly just insults, not dumb.
The dumbest thing anyone can yell to a runner is "good job" when they are making an effort.
dumbest:
"my dogs just trying to herd you"
... it bit me
smartest:
"what do you want to do with your life"
stuck with me the whole damn run. short enough to get it out...good enough to get in your head.
“Get a bloody horse mate.” I was running through a farm in Australia.
“One day soon you’ll get to the place that you really want to go.”
no YOURE hilarious wrote:
A guy who said "I wanted to pound him. I could have easily done it" in reference to a 60 year old man because of something that man said to him while running is a very insecure individual.
Sure, sure. Is that because you are the typical 5-10 125 pound runner?
WhenIWasYoung wrote:
You will never win any races running like that.
(I won many races "like that." I was running intervals around her block. I guess she thought I should
be sprinting like the 100 meter dash.)
That happened when I was around age 16. The girl was around 19 and fat.
"Run faster" Said to me by a 60+ guy who probably could not run a step.
I was 60 at the time and injured.
I wanted to stop and beat the living you know what out of the guy. The running world would
have thanked me.
"Are you gonna make it?" Again a 60 year old but this guy was 300+ pounds.
I wanted to pound him. I could have easily have done it.
Note I was also 60+. Read the whole post before you are critical.
I bet I don't get an apology either.
Oh boy, in Spanish I was yelled this: "mira que te pasa, te pesan las bolas?!!" Translated: "Hey, what's the matter with you, your balls are too heavy?!"
Not kidding.
Can't quite remember, but I'm sure it had "whilst" in it.
“You gotta lick it, before we kick it,
you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it.”
I have no idea what he was getting at.
In the middle of a tempo run, a construction worker told me to keep my heart rate up. Uh, thanks, dude.
Promise this is a true story.
Guys in a car drive past our group of HS guys running, somebody yells "Hey! Y'all are..." but it sort of trails off as the car drives past too fast for him to finish his thought, and we all go "what?" and keep running along.
A few minutes later, the same car had apparently circled around the block in order to come back and finish the statement, they drive past us again, and the guy yells out "...f*gg*ts!"
We were so surprised and concerned by the effort they went through to tell us that.
Dumbest every time when running barefoot "there is glass down there" as if I'm going to run around barefoot looking at the sky.
I the north east of England I was running and a group of kids were over the road from me and shouted - eh mate, wot you runnin for?
I didn't know how to answer, but it was a pretty stupid thing to shout anyway!
"keep running cracker, get tf outta New Haven"
Just happened recently
It was 80 degrees here in Ohio for February and I decided to take my shirt off (so I'm just in the classic split shorts) cause it was beaaaaaaatiful. So I'm running with me teammate and we pass 2 kids in their front yard. One yells, "Hey shorty shorts kid" and then "Whats up with the shorts?"
I said "Piss Off"
Kids just don't understand the style we runners have
This isn't a dumb thing but it happened.
I was running down a street near my house and some "tough" guy is standing at his car talking to a girl across the street.
For no reason at all he yells out- If I see you running by here again I'm gonna kick your butt.
I circled around the block, ran by, waved and yelled- Hey A**hole!!!
He just stared at me in shock.
great choke wrote:
"keep running cracker, get tf outta New Haven"
" if you just stop running he won't bite," which of course i didnt and he did.
RIP: D3 All-American Frank Csorba - who ran 13:56 in March - dead
RENATO can you talk about the preparation of Emile Cairess 2:06
Running for Bowerman Track Club used to be cool now its embarrassing
Hats off to my dad. He just ran a 1:42 Half Marathon and turns 75 in 2 months!
Great interview with Steve Cram - says Jakob has no chance of WRs this year
Rest in Peace Adrian Lehmann - 2:11 Swiss marathoner. Dies of heart attack.