Those who stupe so low as to wear the Nike Vaporfly 4% to dominate their fellow runners need to have their Man Card revoked

What exactly does "stupe" mean? If I "stupe" low, can I have a pair of Vaporfly 4%?

Do you know where I can buy a pair?

"stupe1

st(y)o͞op

archaic

noun

1.

a piece of soft cloth or absorbent cotton dipped in hot water and used to make a poultice.

verb

1.

treat with a stupe."

Gross...

They should have their intelligence card removed. What controlled studies have shown an increase in performance?

inb4 some guy links me a nike sponsored study

It's girl MEN not girly guys you f*cking MORON!

That's right! Real men run in Army boots and uniforms!

None of these sissy-pants "running shoes". Hell, some Nancyboys run in "racing flats", as if trainers weren't effeminate enough.

And don't get me started on shorts or "singlets". "Singlet": my testosterone drops just typing the word. Wearing one is effectively castration.

How can the OP manage to spell stoop wrong (a one-syllable, five-letter word), yet type out Schwarzenegger correctly?

This would be a perfect time for the guy to post his thread about what defines a real man.

OP, like almost all Fly haters, is a Vapor Fly hater because he or she is broke and can not afford his or her own pair. If someone gave the OP $1000, the OP would probably go buy Vapes right away. Stop with the broke induced hate. Not cool.

stooping to post wrote:

What exactly does "stupe" mean? If I "stupe" low, can I have a pair of Vaporfly 4%?

Stupe- as in "stupid" thread

I prefer to race like I ski in raw denim, preferably not worn or broken in, boxers not briefs, a heavy canvas jacket and ski boots. Wearing anything else is performance enhancing cheating.

Anyone knows where I can buy a pair?

Vaporflyer wrote:

Anyone knows where I can buy a pair?

nike.com

Last week I finally decided I'd seen enough and wanted a pair.

Luckily they had my size, 10, in the Crimson. It's bright, but I've worn worse.

Other colors/sizes are available on eBay at a premium, but who knows if you're getting a moderately used or possibly even fake pair.

I haven't had a chance to test them yet; they do feel odd and squishy just striding around the house.

silly millie wrote:

[quote] they do feel odd and squishy just striding around the house.

That squishy feeling is the springboard in the shoe that will give the wearer his unfair advantage.

This is similar to the runner who uses his map reading skills to cut the course in order to give himself and unfair advantage.

TVC15. wrote:

That squishy feeling is the springboard in the shoe that will give the wearer his unfair advantage.

This is similar to the runner who uses his map reading skills to cut the course in order to give himself and unfair advantage.

If Saline Flanagan can use them, so can I. FvCK YEAH!

paranoia strikes deep wrote:

TVC15. wrote:

That squishy feeling is the springboard in the shoe that will give the wearer his unfair advantage.

This is similar to the runner who uses his map reading skills to cut the course in order to give himself and unfair advantage.

If Saline Flanagan can use them, so can I. FvCK YEAH!

I hope "Saline Flanagan" sticks after that bozo made the super bowl thread about it...

paranoia strikes deep wrote:

TVC15. wrote:

That squishy feeling is the springboard in the shoe that will give the wearer his unfair advantage.

This is similar to the runner who uses his map reading skills to cut the course in order to give himself and unfair advantage.

If Saline Flanagan can use them, so can I. FvCK YEAH!

Ya, she's a pretty salty runner.

Complainers can go back to racing in shoes from the 80's. Why not also take out tracks and lay down cinder again?

Wooden tennis rackets only. Metal golf clubs not titanium. How about those leather football helmets that fold up? No more aerodynamics when making bikes. Converse All-Stars only for basketball.

While you're at it, please turn in your iphones. You can wait until home to make a rotary dialed call.

It's called advancement in sports and technology. I ran 17 miles yesterday in my 4% and while my legs do feel quite good today...believe it or not you clowns, my legs actually DID put one foot in front of the other and ran. The shoes didn't run by themselves.

This is the same argument that Barry Bonds defenders used.

Mr. Bonds had to lift the weights and his muscled physique didn't magically appear after the steroid injections.

If a 400 meter track had a trampoline effect then it would be unethical to claim a PR run on that track.