The hamster needs to watch out for the flushed snakes and alligators in the sewer system.
The hamster needs to watch out for the flushed snakes and alligators in the sewer system.
Hamsters cannot be a support animal (or rodent) nor can a peacock or anything except a properly certified and labeled dog.
That is the federal ADA guideline and implanted as law.
isn't this how those Ninja turtles got started?
and thirty years later they've got a brand of car wax and a range of Ikea furniture named after them. I tell you, 10 years from now this Hamster will be advertising Foreman Grills at half time on the Superbowl, Jamin will be managing his instagram account and that silly girl who flushed him down the toilet will be knee deep in piss because no one can remember her name.
I expect Jack Black will play him in the movie and Gwyneth Paltrow is already planning a range of Crystal healing Hamster Wheels made from recycled emotional support socks.
cheers.
NamasteOomm wrote:
LoneStarXC wrote:
I wish I had an emotional support llama.
Try the Dali Llama.
That's a little surreal for me.
The hamster didn't feel a thing. You ever pinch a loaf in an airplane crapper? That power flush practically takes your balls away along with the deuce.
a sewing machine and an umbrella walk into an operating room... wrote:
NamasteOomm wrote:
Try the Dali Llama.
That's a little surreal for me.
If I ever get a llama, I’ll name him Dali.
Cottonshirt wrote:
isn't this how those Ninja turtles got started?
and thirty years later they've got a brand of car wax and a range of Ikea furniture named after them. I tell you, 10 years from now this Hamster will be advertising Foreman Grills at half time on the Superbowl, Jamin will be managing his instagram account and that silly girl who flushed him down the toilet will be knee deep in piss because no one can remember her name.
I expect Jack Black will play him in the movie and Gwyneth Paltrow is already planning a range of Crystal healing Hamster Wheels made from recycled emotional support socks.
cheers.
Let’s have letsrunners play parts too, since the movie is our idea. We’ll need people to play other flushed hamsters, along with flushed fish, flushed snakes, and flushed alligators.
She had not boarded and from her description the hamster fought her to not be flushed.
LoneStarXC wrote:
An important point. wrote:
Your questions bring up an important point - there is no evidence this hamster actually died. We need to remember this is a specially trained support hamster, whose very training makes it uniquely able to not just survive, but to help a human survive. Sure, an ordinary hamster flushed down a toilet the odds wouldn't be good., but an emotional support hamster is like the special forces of hamsters. If anyone was going to survive that flushing, it would be him. I bet he's alive somewhere saving the lives of other hamsters being flushed, living as a hero among the flushed hamster community in the sewers. Maybe she shouldn't have flushed him, but in doing so, she created a hamster hero.
This would make an amazing Disney movie.
Hamster Heroes!
I see it mainly as two distinct communities battling for survival - flushed hamsters (plus other small rodents, gerbils and the like) vs. the indigenous rat population. Thrown in there will be the danger of snakes, alligators and other animals who have been flushed or otherwise made their way into the sewer, but who have no allegiance to either side. A flushed hamsters chances of survival is bleak, but it’s gotten a whole lot better since our hero hamster began his life in the sewers.
hamstuh wrote:
Hey, they had to "talk her down" from committing suicide by running herself to death on a giant hamster wheel.
I liked it!
LoneStarXC wrote:
An important point. wrote:
Your questions bring up an important point - there is no evidence this hamster actually died. We need to remember this is a specially trained support hamster, whose very training makes it uniquely able to not just survive, but to help a human survive. Sure, an ordinary hamster flushed down a toilet the odds wouldn't be good., but an emotional support hamster is like the special forces of hamsters. If anyone was going to survive that flushing, it would be him. I bet he's alive somewhere saving the lives of other hamsters being flushed, living as a hero among the flushed hamster community in the sewers. Maybe she shouldn't have flushed him, but in doing so, she created a hamster hero.
This would make an amazing Disney movie.
Hamster Heroes!
A sequel could have a cyborg hamster sent from the future to destroy the support hamster leader to prevent rebellion by the flushed hamster community.
The hampster is OK, though. Living happily on a farm in Oregon.
Is a hamster actually emotionally supportive? I really doubt a hamster has the intellectual capacity to really even register a persons presence. That girl had no support, even before the murder
falconrunner22 wrote:
The hampster is OK, though. Living happily on a farm in Oregon.
She should a got a gerbil.
F--- hamsters !
and she just boarded the jet
after she waterboarded the pet
SirReggie wrote:
falconrunner22 wrote:
The hampster is OK, though. Living happily on a farm in Oregon.
She should a got a gerbil.
F--- hamsters !
I bet gerbils are easier to flush
reminiscent of the fate of poor Neville the hamster
Now some idiot takes their bulldog (named Kokito, or cookie dough maybe) on board, and it dies.
A 10-month-old French bulldog puppy named Kokito has died on a United Airlines flight after a stewardess informed its owner that the aisle must remain clear of dog crates. The dog’s owner Catalina Robledo placed Kokito in an overhead storage bin, where he died before the plane landed. Still reeling from recent spates of bad press, United Airlines has taken responsibility for the incident and apologized, but Kokito’s death is entirely the fault of his owner.
Non-service dogs do not belong in the main cabin of airplanes, which exist to transport humans through the sky. Kennels and the homes of friends exist to store household pets while their owners travel. In recent years our increasingly self-indulgent culture has permitted non-service pets to interrupt passengers’ sleep on airplanes and diners’ meals at restaurants. Worse yet perfectly healthy people now regularly abuse the “service dog” designation, which is meant to help blind people navigate city streets, by insisting that their pets provide necessary “emotional support.”
Even if one wrongly believes that passengers ought to be allowed to bring dogs into the main cabin on flights, Kokito’s owner still should never have put the pup in so dangerous a situation. French bulldogs are brachycephalic; their short noses make breathing difficult in even the best environments. French bulldogs’ anatomical abnormalities make them particularly vulnerable to changes in air quality, to say nothing of the stress that air travel and an unfamiliar travelling case can place on a 10-month-old puppy. That’s why the U.S. Department of Transportation has warned against air travel for short-nosed dogs, observing that fully half of dog deaths associated with airline flights involve brachycephalic breeds.
Bravo !!!
I was called needle dick and baby killer on previous threads because of this .
This must end , now !