It was a long time ago, but I was running out to a local beach and some girls driving by shouted out to me:
Nice legs!!!
Sort of made my life. You know what I'm talking about.
It was a long time ago, but I was running out to a local beach and some girls driving by shouted out to me:
Nice legs!!!
Sort of made my life. You know what I'm talking about.
“I’ve never seen anyone run so fast with both feet on the ground at all times.”
When I was a sophomore in High School one of the most popular and arguably best looking senior girl told me I had nice legs. Made me feel really good about myself for a while.
UltraShuffler wrote:
“I’ve never seen anyone run so fast with both feet on the ground at all times.”
That's called walking.
WAK wrote:
UltraShuffler wrote:
“I’ve never seen anyone run so fast with both feet on the ground at all times.”
That's called walking.
Ah, but I’ve run more miles in 24 hours than you’ve ever run in a week, maybe two.
I've never seen a white dude run that fast
“You don’t look like a runner.”
WAK wrote:
UltraShuffler wrote:
“I’ve never seen anyone run so fast with both feet on the ground at all times.”
That's called walking.
Race walking is an Olympic sport. Curling too.
Bet the race walkers outrun the majority here.
"who dat white boy dat run like a n...?"
Cheers,
-AW
UltraShuffler wrote:
WAK wrote:
That's called walking.
Ah, but I’ve shuffled more miles in 24 hours than you’ve ever run in a week, maybe two.
while wearing half tights,
Female: “You have a big d***”
Me: thank you
You remind me of a horse ?
When I was in college, one of my teammates whom I never beat ever caught up to me on a daily run (a day we didn't have practice). He said I was a hard person to catch.
Many years ago, while living in Chicago, I was trudging through one of my regular routes during a heavy snowfall. As I passed a bus stop, I heard someone tell his companion: "See -- I told you so. Now pay up!"
On a easy Sunday morning run, a little girl came up beside me and started sprinting her little heart out, barely managing to keep up with me. After a couple seconds, visibly exhausted, she slowed down to a walk and said to her mom “He’s too fast! He’s getting away!”
By a male runner: “Damn, girl.” Love a man of few words.
By a non-runner: “Nice ass.” Oh well. Not everyone is a wordsmith.
"You run like a gazelle."
MurderDub wrote:
"You run like a gazelle."
My angel of a wife said I "run like a deer."
Damn.
She may have meant dear, yeah, come to think of it, that.
One of the fun(ny) things about being an experienced runner. 1) I'm doing 300# quad presses at the gym and an afro-american lady on the next apparatus over said loud enough for others to hear that I had the prettiest legs she'd ever seen; the word "pretty" was kinda embarassing. 2)Running intervals at a park a young girl, maybe 9-10 walking with her family yells out "your legs are awesome"; her mom scolded her; I could not help but bust out laughing. 3)Friends of my son while driving a few miles from our home see me on the road text to him "your old man's a f,,g beast". 4) the best one- Long run in the countryside three girls in an old beat up pickup drive up alongside "do you want a ride?", repeat.. ( the way they were giggling, they didn't mean just in the truck)