Why would you waste your live on such a useless event?
Why would you waste your live on such a useless event?
Are you dumber than you look or look dumber than you are?
your WR wouldn't be ratified unless you took and passed a drug test on the site of the WR. So you couldn't drop dead for a few hours, or you could have a signed doctors note that allows your blood/urine to be tested posthumously.
This guy struck a similar deal with God (or the Devil?). He was promised the Marathon world record under the same conditions you specified. Unfortunately, he could never even crack 5 hours in any of thenumber of London Marathons he took part in. Finally, he decided that he must have been simply hearing voices in his head, and at least he was still alive and his reputation intact.
Then he died, and the devil laughed.
https://www.ephotozine.com/images/bbcode/3689/sir-jimmy-saville.jpgMake it on Mars and I might be interested. Now that would be historic.
My goal is to set the 46M world record at the age of 10,000 and then drop dead!!
This is LetsRun gold. Why is this guy catching so much flack? You people need to lighten up. But this post totally turned when it said “Then it would come out that you were a huge drug cheat and a child predator” lol
Isn’t dropping dead enough of a Would You Rather?
Mods, please track this guys IP and send the authorities to his house. He basically just admitted to being a child predator.
POTD
I'm looking forward to your next post.
And the correct answer, of course, is YES.
FrenchDawg wrote:
F U C K Japan wrote:
Stop the Samurai Honor crap you learned from Anime.
Is this the LA sucks guy, back from the dead?
To be fair, Louisiana isnt a great state.
OP: a world record wont be ratified if you dont have on site drug testing. If you died at the finish line, you wouldnt be tested, so your world record wouldnt count.
Also, generally road records cant be set unless you started in the elite corral, because only these runners have the proper course monitoring, etc at most road races.
Anyway, I'm not sure who would take this trade, it is a pretty bad ending, since you are dead, labelled a drug cheat, and apparently were a pedophile.
Quote from Dr. Gabe Mirkin:
Who Would Take These Risks?
"In 1967, before a road race in Washington DC, I handed out a form to competitive runners with one question: "If I could give you a pill that would make you an Olympic champion but could kill you in a year -- would you take it?" Of the approximately 100 athletes who returned the questionnaire, more than half responded that they would take the pill."
Would you do it wrote:
It would take place on the roads.You would pay your own way into the race, a complete unknown. You would bolt out to the front and destroy a top field with names like , Moe and a host of top Kenyan runners. At the finish line seconds after winning, and running 26:46 for 10k on the roads,at 46 you would fall over and die.
If it were to end here, then yes. My life is completely worthless anyway and I'm of no value to anyone.
In the drug testing tent, after the race, examining your body...
Doctor: Assistant, I'm going to need samples of blood, urine, semen, and stool.
Assistant: Ok, Doctor, I'll just get his underwear.
It's a story about what would you give up, your name and life. He is not advocating being a pervert. Lighten up, in fact he is saying the opposite, hence the Hilter reference.
Heroes are remembered, but legends never die
The 10k road record is 26:44.
Weird story. I'd do it without the weird details and if was the track 10k world record. 26:16 is pretty damn fast. What's life after 46 anyways?