It would take place on the roads.You would pay your own way into the race, a complete unknown. You would bolt out to the front and destroy a top field with names like , Moe and a host of top Kenyan runners. At the finish line seconds after winning, and running 26:46 for 10k on the roads,at 46 you would fall over and die. You would be a hero to all, a legend. Your kids would be proud of all you have done. Your family would be set for life, with movie deals and donations and endorsements. Then it would come out that you were a huge drug cheat and a child predator. Your kids would change their names, and they would be sued for damages from your estate. You would be hated more than Hitler. Would you do it to set a world record and be the best in the world at 46, of course you would be dead? By taking the deal your record would stand, as your drug use could not be proven.
If you could set the world record for 10,000 meters at 46 and drop dead at the finish line would you give up your life
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wtf did I just read
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Would you do it wrote:
You would be a hero to all, a legend.
Sorry to hear your Mom didn't love you. -
That's a very very very interesting human being to say the least.
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His Mom?
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I stopped at “hero for all”. How many people do you think actually care how fast someone can run 10k at any age? And 10k? That’s the distance you think is profound for who? You have basically told a story about giving up your life to save one chicken from dying. How many people will care? How many people will find your sacrifice to save one chicken heroic?
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Stop the Samurai Honor crap you learned from Anime.
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F U C K Japan wrote:
Stop the Samurai Honor crap you learned from Anime.
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what mental disorder do you have bro
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I was all for it until I got to the part where it’s the *road* 10k record.
No. I want to break 26:17. I don’t care about your dumb road 10ks. Total deal breaker -
You do a massive disservice to running in general if anyone did this. Their gonna say running can kill you.
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Wouldn't your drug use be proven during the autopsy lol? And what does buying your way in matter if you are going to die right after?
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not sure about troll ratimg wrote:
wtf did I just read
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Heck yes I would sign up for this trade. I would be famous and regaled by the masses!! It would be great and I would be the ultimate winner. I have never 'won' a 'race' so this would be a life changing experience and would make my death all that much grander. You would have to be a fool not to want to do this. My funeral would be a thing of legend and I would be the center of attention. I would love looking out at the crowd from my coffin and watching everyone celebrate my phenomenal accomplishment. Then I would love to see the glorious house my family would move into after cashing in on my fame. I would work to keep my kids clear of drugs and the bad life.
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Beyond the ridiculousness of the fantasy, note this: there is no such thing as breaking a World Record on the roads.
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Would you do it wrote:
It would take place on the roads.You would pay your own way into the race, a complete unknown. You would bolt out to the front and destroy a top field with names like , Moe and a host of top Kenyan runners. At the finish line seconds after winning, and running 26:46 for 10k on the roads,at 46 you would fall over and die. You would be a hero to all, a legend. Your kids would be proud of all you have done. Your family would be set for life, with movie deals and donations and endorsements. Then it would come out that you were a huge drug cheat and a child predator. Your kids would change their names, and they would be sued for damages from your estate. You would be hated more than Hitler. Would you do it to set a world record and be the best in the world at 46, of course you would be dead? By taking the deal your record would stand, as your drug use could not be proven.
And this is why letsrun.com exist.
70% of the Readers taking this guy completely serious as if its actually an offer up for grabs. -
Would you do it wrote:
destroy a top field with names like , Moe
http://www.simpsonspark.com/images/persos/contributions/moe-szyslak-22267.jpg -
My answer: NO
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RedBloodSells wrote:
Would you do it wrote:
destroy a top field with names like , Moe
http://www.simpsonspark.com/images/persos/contributions/moe-szyslak-22267.jpg
his name is mohammed, you islamophobic racist -
Would I do what? I wouldn't even read your rambling hypothetical. (For the clever one's, yes, I read it enough to realize it was a rambling hypothetical.)
