$10,000
$10,000
$150,000
I’d charge him the maximum he’s willing to pay. Start at $100m, and negotiate down.
Ummmm, ever read or seen Titus Andronicus?
ideee wrote:
Interesting idea. Let's add that they guy gets to eat your pinky so you are not getting it back.
I would do it for $2 million USD.
Way too much.
Take my left pinky. I know some guys are amphibious, but I can only "go right" for the shocker.
hmmmm... wrote:
Imagine living the rest of your life with one little slot on your glove flopping around
We've already established that mittens are way better than gloves, anyways, so this isn't a concern!
11thGradeBurbBoy wrote:
Take my left pinky. I know some guys are amphibious, but I can only "go right" for the shocker.
Well, I don't eat meat because I am veterinarian, what is your point?
It would be incredibly painful for probably like a week probably. Not to worry, I will be piss drunk and hopped up on some pain killers before it happens then in the days to follow as well. As I come back to my sobriety I will remember that I have the $40,000 in cash I have!
I would not do it for $39,999. $40,000+
If any of you who said $10,000 are for real, I will take you up on that offer provided I can record the whole thing and have exclusive rights to the video. No joke. I have the cash and I will pay.
Here's a good one:
You get your leg cut off just below the knee. No pain; you just will be disabled for the rest of your life.
-OR-
Legally change your name to Adolf Hitler. In addition you need to always go by this name, no nicknames.
MeHereYouWhere?! wrote:
11thGradeBurbBoy wrote:
Take my left pinky. I know some guys are amphibious, but I can only "go right" for the shocker.
Well, I don't eat meat because I am veterinarian, what is your point?
I'd let him do it, for the ability to be amphibious
MeHereYouWhere?! wrote:
11thGradeBurbBoy wrote:
Take my left pinky. I know some guys are amphibious, but I can only "go right" for the shocker.
Well, I don't eat meat because I am veterinarian, what is your point?
I think this is the best post in the thread. A+ sir.
Well, I don't eat meat because I am veterinarian, what is your point?
Nice to meat you. I'd wave, but I'm missing a digit.
in for 10K wrote:
If any of you who said $10,000 are for real, I will take you up on that offer provided I can record the whole thing and have exclusive rights to the video. No joke. I have the cash and I will pay.
DM me
Rejectꓙogger wrote:
in for 10K wrote:
If any of you who said $10,000 are for real, I will take you up on that offer provided I can record the whole thing and have exclusive rights to the video. No joke. I have the cash and I will pay.
DM me
where your dreams become reality
assuming a #5: you're not allowed to have it reattached:
probably $20 million. so ~$10 million post tax. I've got assets already (see username), so it'd have to be a lot. $10 million would be enough for me to never ever have to worry about money again (upper middle class lifestyle in perpetuity plus college educations for my kids plus sizeable inheritances).
I can't believe anyone is quoting a number without knowing the cutting instrument first.
A dull butter knife would cost a lot more than a pair of sharpened hedge clippers, for example.
If he drives a Lamborghini, then I would soak the SOB for at least a million. If he drives a rusted out Chevy, then at least 2 million, because he has the funds to ask, and he is a cheap SOB.
Do we really have an amphibious veterinarian who does not eat meat replying on this thread?
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