Are speed goggles a real thing??? Because I know some ugly runners who are fast as hell with hot GF's.
Are speed goggles a real thing??? Because I know some ugly runners who are fast as hell with hot GF's.
Yes. It is biological. Good genes. Runners want to make babies with faster runners.
Yes, it's a real thing. When a lady's really fast, she suddenly seems much more attractive than if she wasn't fast.
Speed goggles are pointless without a speed suit. And even then you still need to run the tangents better
Oh for sure, when I started running I ran a 28 something 5k (probably didn't help that I was 5'9 and 200lbs though) but once I started taking running seriously I dropped time like my dad dropped me as a baby, anyway I'm super close to breaking my school record (18:44) and the 3rd hottest girl in my grade started snapchatting me in October when i ran sub 19 for the first time so speed goggles are definitely a thing.
"Its Jager not Jäger"
-Evan Jager
Bro! That’s so cool! The same exact thing happened to me except with the 2nd hottest girl in my class started to speak to me! I ran sub 18:30 though, not to brag...
JustARunnerFromOH wrote:
Oh for sure, when I started running I ran a 28 something 5k (probably didn't help that I was 5'9 and 200lbs though) but once I started taking running seriously I dropped time like my dad dropped me as a baby, anyway I'm super close to breaking my school record (18:44) and the 3rd hottest girl in my grade started snapchatting me in October when i ran sub 19 for the first time so speed goggles are definitely a thing.
"Its Jager not Jäger"
-Evan Jager
Dude!!!..............I'm confused
Then you obviously haven’t run fast enough to get a girls attention through speed goggle methods...
Come back to the thread when you’ve run sub 19 in the 5k
Yeah I had a big growth spurt and lost some weight throughout HS, anybody can do it if they put their mind to it, lose weight that is, to grow you'll need a supply of HGH or Bull Shark testosterone like the Russians and Kenyans use. But my growth was all genetic, my dad is 6'8 and I'm 6'5 right now and couldn't be happier.
"Its Jager not Jäger"
-Evan Jager
Is that even possible? I thought the American record was like 18:33?????? Are you Canadian???
"Its Jager not Jäger"
-Evan Jager
No I’m American. Does this mean I’m the American record holder now?!?!!!
I'm mistaken, I was thinking the 7k record held by Benny Harmon, who also holds the 312 meter hurdle record.
I thought Benny Harmon held the 4.85K record?
Do clout googles count as speed goggles? I have many pairs and I sometimes wear multiple pairs everywhere on my body. My coach has done it in the past during his marathon when he broke the men's 13-year-old (age group) record of five hours and one minute and said it has helped with his acceleration and hydration back in November. I have been dropping consistent time of -47 seconds in the 800 meter, however, I have not been acquiring the chicas. Please help me
An Ohio runner at its finest wrote:
Do clout googles count as speed goggles? I have many pairs and I sometimes wear multiple pairs everywhere on my body. My coach has done it in the past during his marathon when he broke the men's 13-year-old (age group) record of five hours and one minute and said it has helped with his acceleration and hydration back in November. I have been dropping consistent time of -47 seconds in the 800 meter, however, I have not been acquiring the chicas. Please help me
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Well, my dad owns Microsoft and Amazon so back of man!
An Ohio runner at its finest wrote:
Well, my dad owns Microsoft and Amazon so back of man!
Reported.
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