F*!ck....just got fired again

What jobs are good for someone who doesn’t have a professional bone in his body?

You could write for Letsrun?

Are you familiar with a restaurant named Dicks Last Resort... you could be like, yeah, I was just getting into character.

Fghjkitdv n j wrote:

You could write for Letsrun?

Pretty sure trucking or construction jobs would be perfect for you.

If you're competent despite your social shortcomings small biz owners like myself wouldn't mind hiring you.

rojo wrote:

How did you get those jobs? Don't they ask for references?

How much you pulling in?

Does this sound like just the type of guy you are looking for, Rojo? :-)

Debbie did the DNC wrote:

There don't seem to be any sort of moral, ethical, or professional standards for positions in the Democratic National Party. I hear plenty of openings are available.

... but not, apparently, if you're a cisgender white male. Those need not apply.

theJeff wrote:

rojo wrote:

How did you get those jobs? Don't they ask for references?

How much you pulling in?

Does this sound like just the type of guy you are looking for, Rojo? :-)

If so, you should consider me! I'm just as much unprofessional - if not more - than this guy is. :)

I heartily respect your lack of respect in a professional environment. Most people deserve to be called worse than what you have said. Having said that you have to play by the rules to get the paycheck.

I would look for a job away from cubicles and people, preferably outside. Most municipalities need someone to drive street sweepers during early shift before first light. You can curse all you want at "The Man" and no one would hear you.

MAGA

YouTube personality. Create a channel about all the idiots at work and rant like an idiot.

You're doing everything right. Not many people can get fired that often in this tight job market. Keep it up@

Low skill jobs it is wrote:

Pretty sure trucking or construction jobs would be perfect for you.

Both of those require skill. Are you a cubicle jockey?

Brian Gates wrote:

2012 - got fired for doing the Office Space thing and ignoring calls from work.

2015 - got fired for hanging up on a client.

2016- got fired for dropping the F-U bomb to a manager.

2017 - got fired for using expletives while on the phone with the incompetent help desk @sshole. I held this job a record 20 months.

What jobs are good for someone who doesn’t have a professional bone in his body?

You’ve got the perfect temperament to be a right wing talk show host. If you can throw a tirade on demand at the mere mention of Hillary Clinton, Obamacare or NFL protestors, you are qualified. If not practice. Also work on spewing hate as much as possible. Yeh, you won’t have very many friends, but at least you’ll have a job.

I'm like you except I've quit most of my jobs (but usually when I can sense an impending firing). I've had 7 jobs in 7 years.

Not sure what the long term answer is, I'm in a rut trying to figure that out. We need to reinvent the system, man.

foo wrote:

You’ve got the perfect temperament to be a verified liberal on twitter.

Fixed it for you, tribalist simpleton.

Roofing, construction work, crap digger for a plumbing company, boxing gym cleaner (you know, discarding the spit buckets, cleaning the toilets and cleaning the blood on the canvas)those kind of things, you don't have people skills.

What are your skills? What can you do? Why ask for advice without mentioning that?

doctorj wrote:

Roofing, construction work, crap digger for a plumbing company, boxing gym cleaner (you know, discarding the spit buckets, cleaning the toilets and cleaning the blood on the canvas)those kind of things, you don't have people skills.

Also turf management for a golf course

And turd ? management too

So far, an underrated comment