2012 - got fired for doing the Office Space thing and ignoring calls from work.
2015 - got fired for hanging up on a client.
2016- got fired for dropping the F-U bomb to a manager.
2017 - got fired for using expletives while on the phone with the incompetent help desk @sshole. I held this job a record 20 months.
What jobs are good for someone who doesn’t have a professional bone in his body?