Sorry I'm ruining the "fun" of childhood obesity. Sorry I'm "that guy" who promotes children's health. Sorry I am more loving and compassionate than you!
Sorry I'm ruining the "fun" of childhood obesity. Sorry I'm "that guy" who promotes children's health. Sorry I am more loving and compassionate than you!
I forgive you - (either thejeff or John Utah. Can't remember which is which,}
Does it mean I'm getting old if eating beets and kale sounds better than eating candy?
Eat beets, piss blood!
The perfect Halloween treat ?
Hardloper wrote:
Sorry I'm ruining the "fun" of childhood obesity. Sorry I'm "that guy" who promotes children's health. Sorry I am more loving and compassionate than you!
You are doing good for the world. However, I would use spaghetti and put it in their Halloween bags for a yummy later treat! I’ll make sure to use a lot of sauce!
The fact that you feel the need to announce it to us makes it seem like you are doing it more for your opinion of yourself than the kids health. All good, there's always gonna be killjoys on Halloween and it's never stopped the fun before. Good luck on your journey to self righteousness though.
This one made me laugh. Well done.
circular wrote:
The fact that you feel the need to announce it to us makes it seem like you are doing it more for your opinion of yourself than the kids health. All good, there's always gonna be killjoys on Halloween and it's never stopped the fun before. Good luck on your journey to self righteousness though.
Seriously. My college roommate is vegan and NEVER SHUTS UP about how healthy it is.
I'd kind of like to do this too. Are you giving the fat kids more or less kale than the other kids?
vivalarepublica wrote:
This one made me laugh. Well done.
I'm giving out bags of candy corn, Large Kit-Kats, family size Snickers, and cans of Coors.
Hardloper wrote:
Sorry I'm ruining the "fun" of childhood obesity. Sorry I'm "that guy" who promotes children's health. Sorry I am more loving and compassionate than you!
Ok but that’s one expensive candy..just saying
The Gallant Pig Man wrote:
I'd kind of like to do this too. Are you giving the fat kids more or less kale than the other kids?
Go with more - the sooner they acquire a taste for it, the better
@Hardloper wrote:
I forgive you - (either thejeff or John Utah. Can't remember which is which,}
Probably me.
I forgive you.
PookieWashington wrote:
I'm giving out bags of candy corn, Large Kit-Kats, family size Snickers, and cans of Coors.
Better be tallboys or you're going to have some disappointed kids.
The Gallant Pig Man wrote:
I'd kind of like to do this too. Are you giving the fat kids more or less kale than the other kids?
No one ever got fat from eating too much kale. Make sure they get the message!
Trick or Treat? wrote:
Hardloper wrote:
Sorry I'm ruining the "fun" of childhood obesity. Sorry I'm "that guy" who promotes children's health. Sorry I am more loving and compassionate than you!
Ok but that’s one expensive candy..just saying
Treating cavities and diabetes and stuff is expensive, just saying.
This is passive aggressive fat shaming.
Better make sure to park your Tesla in the garage so it doesn't get keyed / egged. You will also want to have some water on standby so you don't have to step on that burning bag of fecal matter they are going to leave at your front door. Just sayin. Better to leave your lights off than to insult people with Kale. BTW whoever said it was expensive has never tried to grow Kale or Beets. The things grow like weeds.
And I wouldn't exactly consider beets a super food. Beets have as much sucrose as sugar cane. You might as well hand them a kit kat.
Any Trick-or-Treat for UNICEF sightings this year?