It's not that we need toilet paper, it's that animals don't have the thumbs to use it.
It's not that we need toilet paper, it's that animals don't have the thumbs to use it.
No fun wrote:
Dogs etc. have fur outside their anus, not skin, hence no need to wipe.
Rojo has an extremely hairy arse, this provides the same efficacy.
I've said it but you doofuses have refused to consider the simplest answer, which is that most animals clean their asssholes by licking them.
Early humans almost certainly wiped their asses with their own hands.
Also, people with crohn's and other problems these days are often treated with oral infusions of other peoples' shhhit.
Cleanliness in the butthole area is simply not nearly as important as the cleanliness freaks would have us believe.
Lastly, we are ALL contaminated with fecal matter in the areas of our taints, vaginas, ball sacks, ALL of us, MOST of the time.
Just relax and accept that cleanliness is an illusion, that you are awash in a sea of microbes and viruses at all times.
Number one at number two wrote:
Humans don't need toilet paper. We use it because we choose to sit instead of squat when we poop.
Wrong. Archaeologists have discovered "hygiene sticks" along the ancient Silk Road. Chinese dudes using some cloth on a stick to clean their rear 1500 years ago.
Their crap was filled with parasites, in case you were wondering.
jungler wrote:
Number one at number two wrote:Humans don't need toilet paper. We use it because we choose to sit instead of squat when we poop.
Wrong. Archaeologists have discovered "hygiene sticks" along the ancient Silk Road. Chinese dudes using some cloth on a stick to clean their rear 1500 years ago.
So ancient Chinese guys were morbidly obese?
Did these archaeologists find any ox-drawn scootypuffs?
Anybody hear bleach their anus?
BrightWhite! wrote:
Anybody hear bleach their anus?
I did!
Man has eaten a diet of mucus, sticky, pus forming foods for generations now. The dairy and grains form a nice glue, sometimes known as sticky butt. When these foods are eaten in large quantities, you'll notice that it will take 10-15 minutes of wiping to finally be "clean".
Eat a diet of fresh fruits and herbs and notice that no longer will toilet paper be needed, and bad odors will no longer be present.
BrightWhite! wrote:
Anybody hear bleach their anus?
No. What did it sound like?
Resisting the temptation to a google image search that term.
do give me strength dear Lord wrote:
Resisting the temptation to a google image search that term.
You've never watched porn? Everybody bleaches their anus, including the guys.
This thread has taken an ugly turn.
i don't need toilet paper. i like to p00p in the woods during the tempo sessions down by the creek. lots of trees and hardly any people around.