It's better when Eddie tells it
It's better when Eddie tells it
And pretty soon someone will write "Born to Poop" and start a fad where people start pooping "the natural way".
The Honest Truth wrote:
And pretty soon someone will write "Born to Poop" and start a fad where people start pooping "the natural way".
South Park's Eric Cartman showed in 2002 how to do it the natural way.
"Cartman has a "brilliant" idea, reasoning what she meant was that it could be possible that eating food through the rectum can cause defecation through the mouth. The other boys (especially Kyle) think it is stupid and disgusting, and Cartman bets him $20 it will work."
wineturtle wrote:
rojo wrote:I was thinking of a similar question recently. How do I know my dog doesn't need glasses? Now glasses would be impractical so we'd opt for lasik.
Should I start this thread as a separate one in a few days?.
Cornell has a program
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/hospital/Clients/forms/cataract_surgery.cfmStart one tonight---- the quicker your dog gets his eyes fixed the quicker he will be able to locate the toilet paper.
Whoa, that's the biggest dog I have ever seen.
Always makes you wonder whats on even the cutest girls thong panties....
Because of oral s#x - women keep their dookie holes clean in case a guy goes down on them and catches a whiff.
Most respectful guys keep their butt holes clean in case a woman goes down on them as it is close enough to that area to be offensive.
And of course there's rim jobs which are a very popular 2 way activity these days that necessitates a clean butt.
Simple as so remember, always keep your butt clean especially on a night out as you never know who could end up sniffing it.
easy weeks wrote:
wineturtle wrote:Cornell has a program
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/hospital/Clients/forms/cataract_surgery.cfmStart one tonight---- the quicker your dog gets his eyes fixed the quicker he will be able to locate the toilet paper.
Whoa, that's the biggest dog I have ever seen.
+1
LazyBoy wrote:
Kapitalism 101 wrote:We've been conditioned by the toilet paper industry to wipe our butt.
Many cultures today don't use TP, they squat, and they don't give a shit.
There's even a company making money off of this. Maybe I should try it.
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2012/09/20/161501413/for-best-toilet-health-squat-or-sithttps://www.squattypotty.com/I love the commercials for this!
The Honest Truth wrote:
And pretty soon someone will write "Born to Poop" and start a fad where people start pooping "the natural way".
Did the "Mad Pooper" ever get caught? There is your book candidate!!!
I'm waiting for the discussion to move on to bidets. Consider this a nudge.
You are just discovering the Squatty potty? Dude, you haven't felt completely satisfied with a poop till you squat while sh**ting.
Also, diets. My dogs eats a way better diet than I do.That high end food I buy him makes him more regular than 90% of americans I bet. The guy is like clockwork.
Really Curious George wrote:
But why do I still need to wipe even if I squat and spread my butt cheeks? A dog never needs to wipe, how does it keep its but hole clean?
....Your form sucks
I'm a millennial hipster broh. I use a corn cob like they did back in the day. It's organic.
Back in the Roman days they all shared a sponge kept in a jug of water. I'm trying to bring that back but I haven't had much luck yet.
Truth speaker wrote:
Because of oral s#x - women keep their dookie holes clean in case a guy goes down on them and catches a whiff.
My mom didn't have hot water growing up, so no one bathed daily. On Sunday, you boiled water on the stove and the family youngest to oldest took a bath in the same water.
No body had oral sx then. It's a modern convention.
Hipster broh wrote:
Back in the Roman days they all shared a sponge kept in a jug of water. I'm trying to bring that back but I haven't had much luck yet.
Ewww!!
Really Curious George wrote:
LoneStarXC wrote:They just use different things as toilet paper:
A dog dragging its butt hole on the carpet is usually a sign of worms or an infection causing itchiness down their, not because it is wiping.
Uh-oh, sounds like I got worms.
Obviously it's partially cause we care about cleanliness more than animals, but it's also because we walk upright and have buttcheeks, which spreads the poop around and gets it on our skin, irritating it.
As someone who previously had rectal surgery due to Crohn's Disease, believe me when I say toilet paper is actually very barbaric; it's much more sanitary to spray yourself down there with a detachable shower head. T.P. is a lot faster though.
If there is any fecal matter left on the skin outside your rectum, it's damaging to the skin, and I know for me, can feel like it's burning. Dogs etc. have fur outside their anus, not skin, hence no need to wipe.
What happened to the real Hingle? Ever post on Letsrun nowadays?
the FAKE Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
What's toilet paper?