Why Do People Need Toilet Paper But Animals Don't?

admit it, you love it wrote:

Really Curious George wrote:

But why do I still need to wipe even if I squat and spread my butt cheeks? A dog never needs to wipe, how does it keep its but hole clean?

A bear and a rabbit are each taking a sh!t in the woods... the bear looks at the rabbit and asks, "do you ever have problems with sh!t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit looks at the bear and says "no, not at all"... so the bear wipes his a$$ with the rabbit.

You're late to the party, Star... but that joke (and stand-up) never get old :)

bloodsport wrote:

Really Curious George wrote:

A dog dragging its butt hole on the carpet is usually a sign of worms or an infection causing itchiness down their, not because it is wiping.

citation?

The vet who diagnosed my dog.

What's toilet paper?

p00psport wrote:

bloodsport wrote:

citation?

The vet who diagnosed my dog.

Did you trust the teacher who taught you how there and their etc differ?

itchy because of infection wrote:

Did you trust the teacher who taught you how there and their etc differ?

Ever heard of the lowly comma? How about that etc. period that comes with it?

Kapitalism 101 wrote:

We've been conditioned by the toilet paper industry to wipe our butt.

Many cultures today don't use TP, they squat, and they don't give a shit.

And some use a bidet as an alternative.

And

I was thinking of a similar question recently. How do I know my dog doesn't need glasses. Now glasses would be impractical so we'd opt for lasik? Should I start this thread as a separate one in a few days.

odor

Parlez vous none of those.Not sure why you are making this cultural.But okay...I am part German, Czech, Mexican and a small part Native American.What does cultural correlation have to do with this question? Lol seriously.

Really Curious George wrote:

Im guessing you're either French, French/Arab, or Middle Eastern?

The Japanese don't wipe with toilet paper like us savages, they use water jets and have much cleaner butt holes. Here's a test, put a small dab of liquid hand soap on some toilet paper and wipe what you think is your clean butt hole. You will see it is not clean at all and is why your ass always smells.

And do any of you even directly wash your butt crack in the shower with full on soap and water? Western hygiene is disgusting.

I believe in clean.While the typically 'prissy' and self conscious about anything about the body part part me is reticent to answer, I will throw you a quick carrot, but that is itI go, I wipe, I wet wipe, i final wipe.As for showering, yes. All parts get cleaned. All.That is all you get.

Really Curious George wrote:

The Japanese don't wipe with toilet paper like us savages, they use water jets and have much cleaner butt holes. Here's a test, put a small dab of liquid hand soap on some toilet paper and wipe what you think is your clean butt hole. You will see it is not clean at all and is why your ass always smells.

And do any of you even directly wash your butt crack in the shower with full on soap and water? Western hygiene is disgusting.

rojo wrote:

I was thinking of a similar question recently. How do I know my dog doesn't need glasses? Now glasses would be impractical so we'd opt for lasik.

Should I start this thread as a separate one in a few days?.

Cornell has a program

Start one tonight---- the quicker your dog gets his eyes fixed the quicker he will be able to locate the toilet paper.

I dont understand why much of the world uses bidets and/or water jets and the US doesnt. Even if a bird crapped on my forearm I'd go for water over paper.

"When their anal glands are full.."-veterinarian

LoneStarXC wrote:

Really Curious George wrote:

A dog dragging its butt hole on the carpet is usually a sign of worms or an infection causing itchiness down their, not because it is wiping.

R u a vet?

Stoppit Smith wrote:

I believe in clean.

While the typically 'prissy' and self conscious about anything about the body part part me is reticent to answer, I will throw you a quick carrot, but that is it

I go, I wipe, I wet wipe, i final wipe.

As for showering, yes. All parts get cleaned. All.

That is all you get.

Really Curious George wrote:

The Japanese don't wipe with toilet paper like us savages, they use water jets and have much cleaner butt holes. Here's a test, put a small dab of liquid hand soap on some toilet paper and wipe what you think is your clean butt hole. You will see it is not clean at all and is why your ass always smells.

And do any of you even directly wash your butt crack in the shower with full on soap and water? Western hygiene is disgusting.

What do you do with the wet wipe? Are you one of those people that flush them and f up the sewer system for everyone?

Commas and periods wrote:

itchy because of infection wrote:

Did you trust the teacher who taught you how there and their etc differ?

Ever heard of the lowly comma? How about that etc. period that comes with it?

Sure. However missing, a key is not the same as not having a clue.

Star wrote:

A bear and a rabbit are taking a sh!t in the woods.

The bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with any of it sticking to his fur.

The rabbit says no.

So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with him.

You're the second person to make this joke and I don't get it. If poop DOESN'T stick to the rabbit's fur, then wouldn't it make for pretty ineffective toilet paper? That's like getting soap that's dirt repellent. The whole point of soap is to get the dirt OFF your skin, not repel it back on.

If humans were flexible enough to lick their own asssholes, then we would have evolved to clean them that way.

And to the weirdo clean freaks who insist that water, soap, etc. must be used to clean the assshole, that's ridiculous. Buttholes evolved to have fecal contamination in and around them and operate just fine that way, wipe or no wipe. The fact that one of the earlier posters was lionizing the Japanese cleanliness fetishists as superior is way off.

Our bodies, every surface, are teeming with bacteria, microbes, viruses, many of which our bodies need in order to function effectively. There is no such thing as clean, in the sense we think of it, only risk reduction for the most antagonistic viral and pathogenic loads.

Really Curious George wrote:

LoneStarXC wrote:

They just use different things as toilet paper:

A dog dragging its butt hole on the carpet is usually a sign of worms or an infection causing itchiness down their, not because it is wiping.

Down their what?