Runner's Ding Dong Is Exposed During Marathon

His wife is a runner too. He always finishes before her.

When did the Kosice Peace Marathon add a three-legged race?

I think he won by six inches.

Truly a balls out sprint finish.

Anthony Weiner got 10 years for this.

I approve of his dong. Would blow. 10/10

This happened to me in college in front of a middle school field hockey camp while I was doing strides on one of the soccer fields. whoops

"Gobble gobble, MFers!"

Pun intended wrote:

Give the guy some props. He let it all hang out there at the end

Good one! When coaches tell their runners to "let it all hang out"...that has a whole new meaning now. 😂

Thanks for non-PG version of the video.

At first I thought the guy was simply too focused to pay attention to this minor inconvenience.

That may be the case, but maybe he just did not know about it or feel that something was amiss. He does not seem to make any attempt to tuck it in after he finished. (But, maybe too focused to know or care...)

Or maybe he did know about it and did not want to draw any more attention by tucking it in.

No matter what, the guy deserves props for concentration and commitment.

something similar happened at one of the world marathon majors a few years ago.

i cant remember which race or runner but i disctinclty remember one of the east africans in the lead pack having trouble keeping it in his shorts.

He doesn't have to worry about getting arrested. The evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

Proof that you can run a marathon on pure love.

Don't people wear briefs or a jock anymore?

Things kinda flop around down there if you don't.

This is hilarious. For his next marathon expect either Cialis or Marc Dorcel to sponsor him.

Those built-in's just don't cut it. What's your favorite underwear/shorts combo?

common problem wrote:

something similar happened at one of the world marathon majors a few years ago.

i cant remember which race or runner but i disctinclty remember one of the lead pack having trouble keeping it in his shorts.

This?

BTW, is this only an issue for shorts with silk liners or liners without spandex around the leg holes? Why so common an issue?

this and this wrote:

Thanks for non-PG version of the video.

At first I thought the guy was simply too focused to pay attention to this minor inconvenience.

That may be the case, but maybe he just did not know about it or feel that something was amiss. He does not seem to make any attempt to tuck it in after he finished. (But, maybe too focused to know or care...)

Or maybe he did know about it and did not want to draw any more attention by tucking it in.

No matter what, the guy deserves props for concentration and commitment.

The guy was going for sub 2:20, end of marathon. No doubt he was totally focused on finishing well. He likely didn't know about it at all.

It's bad enough getting finishing photos with red face, sweat, strained look. Now, you be checking shorts the whole race. Unless this is a no-liner issue.

Poor guy. You really have to feel bad for him. Can't he get the videos removed?

Way to stick it out

terrifying wrote:

The guy was going for sub 2:20, end of marathon. No doubt he was totally focused on finishing well. He likely didn't know about it at all.

C'mon man...he didn't know about it??? How can you not realize that there's a problem when your johnson is flopping around outside your running shorts? (try it sometime in the privacy of your home and see if you don't notice how uncomfortable it is 🤔). He could have taken a few seconds and adjusted it on the "fly." 😂

terrifying wrote:

Poor guy. You really have to feel bad for him. Can't he get the videos removed?

I don't feel bad for him...he's going to be the brunt of jokes for a long time. If these runners aren’t going to wear jock straps they should at least assure that their shorts have an adequate inner liner. And if something likes this happens, just slow down & tuck the darn thing back in your shorts....there were younsters there that shouldn't have to see "junk" like this.