two part troll attempt.
last night was just the set up phase
two part troll attempt.
last night was just the set up phase
As a boss, I'd only ask that if I really needed the manpower.
are U like 9? wrote:
Are you fricking serious??? It's a shill post, what the H*LL is wrong with you??? You're most likely the OP anyways, trying to create a buzz with your fake thread. Get a life loser.
FormerTree wrote:Tomorrow is now today... what happened?
Wow. I wish I was trying to troll because that reaction was pretty epic. What's wrong with me? Probably a few things, none of which had to do with my curiosity to the OP's post from last night. As far as getting a life... I'm pretty happy with what I have going. Cheers.
Place a freshly killed skunk inside of a biodegradable shopping bag. Tie end of bag. Place bag in ceiling tile cavity over boss' desk. If you get canned, do nothing, say nothing. If you dont, then remove bag the next night, bring home and cooK for dinner.
DWight S wrote:
Place a freshly killed skunk inside of a biodegradable shopping bag. Tie end of bag. Place bag in ceiling tile cavity over boss' desk. If you get canned, do nothing, say nothing. If you dont, then remove bag the next night, bring home and cooK for dinner.
Do you have a good recipe for skunk?
grenio wrote:
not into this stuff wrote:Wouldn't he be a registered sex offender if this was reported?
If you think pooping in an office is a sex crime, I'd be really curious what your idea of foreplay is.
you are a sex offender if a cop catches you pissing behind a dumpster in a back ally with nobody around for miles
seikosha wrote:
the FAKE Hingle McCringleberry wrote:I'm going to go ahead and say that a preemptive dump on the bosses desk is in order here.
No kidding, a dude did this where I work. Not on the desk, but right in front of the bosses door and it was all caught on camera. Guy did it after hours. It was hilarious. Everyone saw the film. It was a great performance, guy walked in front of the door, dropped his pants, laid a deuce and walked away all in seconds.
For the love of God please post this video.
are U like 9? wrote:
Are you fricking serious??? It's a shill post, what the H*LL is wrong with you??? You're most likely the OP anyways, trying to create a buzz with your fake thread. Get a life loser.
FormerTree wrote:Tomorrow is now today... what happened?
That was not me. I'm sure there are going to be a ton of imitaters now, but here's the real (uneventful) story:
Big boss was there today for the big meeting along with another important person from an agency we work with. It's a potentially stressful situation because one of the persons of power in the meeting is kind of unpredictable and has it out for me at random times. I try not to speak at all when around her because it's impossible to predict what might set her off, and I don't want to cause an issue in front of my bosses. Anyway, the meeting went fine, and my boss actually supported me on some things and was very personable, so that was nice. I did not get fired. Nor did I have to poop on anyone's desk. I was able to celebrate by pooping in a toilet like a real man.
I especially like the people who are enraged by trolls, yet take the time to follow what they believe to be a trolling thread and post incensed comments.
Please keep it going.
This order wrote:
Skype him pictures of your bunghole
😂😂😂😂😂 classic. Or wear some nylons perhaps.😘ðŸ’
doctorj wrote:
Eh, by any chance, have you been to any rally in Virginia recently?
Or perhaps the OP is Steve Bannon.😉
Subway Surfers Addiction wrote:
doctorj wrote:Eh, by any chance, have you been to any rally in Virginia recently?
Or perhaps the OP is Steve Bannon.😉
I would say yes because he espouses the same views as half this site, but the logical part of me says no because he would never be on a running message board.
When I had to fire someone, I made sure they were going to be where I expected, so I would get it over with. That's probably what he is doing, only not as stealth as me. Or, like another said, he is trying to make another go at your wife, and is coordinating his schedule. Either way, your weekend is ruined.
I'm laughing so hard it's been a near death experience.
idiot bit wrote:
are U like 9? wrote:Are you fricking serious??? It's a shill post, what the H*LL is wrong with you??? You're most likely the OP anyways, trying to create a buzz with your fake thread. Get a life loser.
That was not me. I'm sure there are going to be a ton of imitaters now, but here's the real (uneventful) story:
Big boss was there today for the big meeting along with another important person from an agency we work with. It's a potentially stressful situation because one of the persons of power in the meeting is kind of unpredictable and has it out for me at random times. I try not to speak at all when around her because it's impossible to predict what might set her off, and I don't want to cause an issue in front of my bosses. Anyway, the meeting went fine, and my boss actually supported me on some things and was very personable, so that was nice. I did not get fired. Nor did I have to poop on anyone's desk. I was able to celebrate by pooping in a toilet like a real man.
What was the big boss man there for? Did you get a new fry cooker?
grenio wrote:
not into this stuff wrote:Wouldn't he be a registered sex offender if this was reported?
If you think pooping in an office is a sex crime, I'd be really curious what your idea of foreplay is.
I'm pretty sure his idea of foreplay is dropping a deuce on someone's desk.
I woulfa fired you just for starting this thread, ya pvssy
idiot bit wrote:
That was not me. I'm sure there are going to be a ton of imitaters now, but here's the real (uneventful) story:
Big boss was there today for the big meeting along with another important person from an agency we work with. It's a potentially stressful situation because one of the persons of power in the meeting is kind of unpredictable and has it out for me at random times. I try not to speak at all when around her because it's impossible to predict what might set her off, and I don't want to cause an issue in front of my bosses. Anyway, the meeting went fine, and my boss actually supported me on some things and was very personable, so that was nice. I did not get fired. Nor did I have to poop on anyone's desk. I was able to celebrate by pooping in a toilet like a real man.
You work for a woman who is unpredictable, and another woman with power and "has it out for" you (all the time, don't kid yourself). You need to get out of there ASAP, or you will be fired. Been there done that.
Blahbaba wrote:
idiot bit wrote:That was not me. I'm sure there are going to be a ton of imitaters now, but here's the real (uneventful) story:
Big boss was there today for the big meeting along with another important person from an agency we work with. It's a potentially stressful situation because one of the persons of power in the meeting is kind of unpredictable and has it out for me at random times. I try not to speak at all when around her because it's impossible to predict what might set her off, and I don't want to cause an issue in front of my bosses. Anyway, the meeting went fine, and my boss actually supported me on some things and was very personable, so that was nice. I did not get fired. Nor did I have to poop on anyone's desk. I was able to celebrate by pooping in a toilet like a real man.
You work for a woman who is unpredictable, and another woman with power and "has it out for" you (all the time, don't kid yourself). You need to get out of there ASAP, or you will be fired. Been there done that.
True DAT. Women are the worst bosses, so insecure.
Blahbaba wrote:
idiot bit wrote:That was not me. I'm sure there are going to be a ton of imitaters now, but here's the real (uneventful) story:
Big boss was there today for the big meeting along with another important person from an agency we work with. It's a potentially stressful situation because one of the persons of power in the meeting is kind of unpredictable and has it out for me at random times. I try not to speak at all when around her because it's impossible to predict what might set her off, and I don't want to cause an issue in front of my bosses. Anyway, the meeting went fine, and my boss actually supported me on some things and was very personable, so that was nice. I did not get fired. Nor did I have to poop on anyone's desk. I was able to celebrate by pooping in a toilet like a real man.
You work for a woman who is unpredictable, and another woman with power and "has it out for" you (all the time, don't kid yourself). You need to get out of there ASAP, or you will be fired. Been there done that.
No, it's just one woman. And she is not my boss. She is a person in a position of power that I work with but who is not my boss at all. She's just someone you don't want to piss off, so the fact she is somewhat loco can be a problem sometimes but isn't a death sentence.
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