coming out wrote:
He wants to tell you about his feelings for you.
I would say this is the most likely scenario.
coming out wrote:
He wants to tell you about his feelings for you.
I would say this is the most likely scenario.
the FAKE Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
I'm going to go ahead and say that a preemptive dump on the bosses desk is in order here.
No kidding, a dude did this where I work. Not on the desk, but right in front of the bosses door and it was all caught on camera. Guy did it after hours. It was hilarious. Everyone saw the film. It was a great performance, guy walked in front of the door, dropped his pants, laid a deuce and walked away all in seconds.
We have a big meeting tomorrow, which is what SHE inquired about, but I still thought it was a very strange thing to ask. Like, "No, boss, I'm randomly not going to show up on a day that I'm supposed to be there that also just so happens to be the day of our big meeting." Of course I'm going to be there. What do you think?
idiot bit wrote:
We have a big meeting tomorrow, which is what SHE inquired about, but I still thought it was a very strange thing to ask. Like, "No, boss, I'm randomly not going to show up on a day that I'm supposed to be there that also just so happens to be the day of our big meeting." Of course I'm going to be there. What do you think?
What will happen is you will get your walking papers, and security will escort you out the door. The mass number of times you were trolling on LRC will be confirmed when your PC is investigated.
Jill from Human Resources wrote:
idiot bit wrote:We have a big meeting tomorrow, which is what SHE inquired about, but I still thought it was a very strange thing to ask. Like, "No, boss, I'm randomly not going to show up on a day that I'm supposed to be there that also just so happens to be the day of our big meeting." Of course I'm going to be there. What do you think?
Wait, wait, I think I know this lady: blonde, curvy but fit with large, dangling labia?
You might be confusing his mom with yours.
Eh, by any chance, have you been to any rally in Virginia recently?
the FAKE Hingle McCringleberry wrote:
I'm going to go ahead and say that a preemptive dump on the bosses desk is in order here.
This one made me lol.
seikosha wrote:
the FAKE Hingle McCringleberry wrote:I'm going to go ahead and say that a preemptive dump on the bosses desk is in order here.
No kidding, a dude did this where I work. Not on the desk, but right in front of the bosses door and it was all caught on camera. Guy did it after hours. It was hilarious. Everyone saw the film. It was a great performance, guy walked in front of the door, dropped his pants, laid a deuce and walked away all in seconds.
Wouldn't he be a registered sex offender if this was reported?
idiot bit wrote:
I work every Thursday, am on the schedule for tomorrow, have never called in sick or not shown up to work, am never late, etc, yet my boss sent me an email after hours to ask me if I was "going to be able to make it tomorrow." What should I make of this?
A. He/she is bringing in an AR-15 and wants to make sure you were included in the party.
A. You're getting a special award tomorrow, and there will be pizza and ice cream afterwards.
idiot bit wrote:
We have a big meeting tomorrow, which is what SHE inquired about, but I still thought it was a very strange thing to ask. Like, "No, boss, I'm randomly not going to show up on a day that I'm supposed to be there that also just so happens to be the day of our big meeting." Of course I'm going to be there. What do you think?
Tomorrow is now today... what happened?
That's great! Keep us updated!
idiot bit wrote:
We have a big meeting tomorrow, which is what SHE inquired about, but I still thought it was a very strange thing to ask. Like, "No, boss, I'm randomly not going to show up on a day that I'm supposed to be there that also just so happens to be the day of our big meeting." Of course I'm going to be there. What do you think?[/quote]
It's a bigger meeting that you thought and her ass is also on the line.[quote]
idiot bit wrote:
I work every Thursday, am on the schedule for tomorrow, have never called in sick or not shown up to work, am never late, etc, yet my boss sent me an email after hours to ask me if I was "going to be able to make it tomorrow." What should I make of this?
On the schedule for tomorrow?
Your boss emailed you after hours?
Is this common for baristas at Starbucks? Why wouldn't a boss text or call?
not into this stuff wrote:
seikosha wrote:No kidding, a dude did this where I work. Not on the desk, but right in front of the bosses door and it was all caught on camera. Guy did it after hours. It was hilarious. Everyone saw the film. It was a great performance, guy walked in front of the door, dropped his pants, laid a deuce and walked away all in seconds.
Wouldn't he be a registered sex offender if this was reported?
If you think pooping in an office is a sex crime, I'd be really curious what your idea of foreplay is.
I got fired. I did everything there was required of me but she said I got canned because I smeared Poop on the wall in the bathroom. That was a week ago but I honestly was just mad because I got the most work. welp I always wanted to leave...
Nonono. That wasn't me. It was just the big meeting. She wanted to be sure I was there to get coffee orders for the big shots. She can't trust that job to the temp.
idiot bit wrote:
Nonono. That wasn't me. It was just the big meeting. She wanted to be sure I was there to get coffee orders for the big shots. She can't trust that job to the temp.
Meh, what a let down.
Related to made up work stories...what ever happened to that guy that destroyed his coworkers strava pr and then threatened to f his wife?
I had a streak of over a year of running every day, but I'd still get texts from my friend all the time asking, "Are you thinking about running tomorrow?"
Are you fricking serious??? It's a shill post, what the H*LL is wrong with you??? You're most likely the OP anyways, trying to create a buzz with your fake thread. Get a life loser.
FormerTree wrote:
idiot bit wrote:We have a big meeting tomorrow, which is what SHE inquired about, but I still thought it was a very strange thing to ask. Like, "No, boss, I'm randomly not going to show up on a day that I'm supposed to be there that also just so happens to be the day of our big meeting." Of course I'm going to be there. What do you think?
Tomorrow is now today... what happened?