Your parents have any children that live?
Sir, yes sir!
I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. What's your name, fat body?
Sir, Leonard Lawrence sir!
Lawrence, Lawrence what, of Arabia?
Sir, no sir!
That name sounds like royalty, are you royalty?
Sir, no sir!
Do you suck d---s?
Sir, no sir!
Bulls--t, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Sir, no sir!
I don't like the name Lawrence, only f-----s and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle!
Sir, yes sir!
Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle, do you think I'm funny?
Sir, no sir!
Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face---well any f---ing time, sweetheart!
Sir, I'm trying sir
Private Pyle, I am going to give you three seconds, exactly three f---ing seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f--k you. One! Two!
Sir, I can't help it sir
Bulls--t, get on your knees, scumbag! *kneels* now choke yourself! *brings own hands to throat* goddamit with my hand, numbnuts! *pulls hand to own throat* don't pull my f---ing hand over there, I said choke yourself. Now lean forward and choke yourself. *leans forward into hand* Are you through grinning?
Sir, yes sir!
Bulls--t, I can't hear you!
Sir, yes sir!
Bulls--t I still can't hear you, sound off like you've got a pair!
(Gasping for breath) sir, yes sir!
That's enough, get in your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start s----ing me Tiffany cuff links. Or I will definitely f--k you up!