A while back some acquaintances in cross country told me to get rid of those regular, everyday-joe shorts and said to get a real pair of, "short-shorts."
I went to the local Dick's sporting goods store to find myself a decent pair of this fashionable apparel. But upon looking throughout the men's section I couldn't find what I was looking for.
Then it hit me. "Oh, they're just wearing women's shorts, that's why I can't find them." So I waltzed right over and grabbed a decent pair, but when I got home and tried them on it seemed more like they were what was grabbing a decent pair.
My team has been making fun of me ever sense for wearing them. I feel like my manhood is slowly dwindling away every time I put them on.
What do you think? Does this bring me too close to my feminine side or could it be a brand new fashion trend?