Imagine I'm a newborn baby. You can give me 1 piece of advice that I'll hold close for the rest of my life. What would it be?
I am a newborn baby. You can give me one piece of advice that I'll hold close for my whole life. What would it be?
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Don't pick your nose when you have paint on your hands
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I prefer not to imagine, but to believe. On that note, you are an frighteningly smart and skilled baby.
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don't be a d*ck to other people
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Run barefoot.
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Don't take advice on letsrun message boards.
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If you are a boy,
"Life ain't nothin but b*tches and $$." -
Even though it is okay now, as you get older it is not okay to crap your pants.
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To quote Molly Seidel's instagram bio misquoting Oscar Wilde - "Life is too important to be taken seriously"
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The Earth is flat.
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Don't run barefoot
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Brush & floss your teeth every day.
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Don't trust anybody
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when you make your way into the basement as a teenager, remember that lining the walls with carbon makes for an excellent fart chamber
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Listen to people with grey hair. They have learned from experience, you can learn from them.
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"Don't ever lie down with a woman who has more problems than you do."
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do not eat the yellow snow.
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theohiostate wrote:
"Don't ever lie down with anyone who has more problems than you do."
really good advice aka;
Don't flock anyone crazier than you are. -
It's loser, not looser.
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Your dreams will NOT become reality
