I could swear I read this thread on here a year or two ago. Not just the OP but also the responses.
I could swear I read this thread on here a year or two ago. Not just the OP but also the responses.
Shoot for both. At the same time.
Date them both you aren't married.
Try this for inspiration
OFY!! Let us know if you get responses to "jamin"'s overtures...lol!
You got a good thing going. You have two girls who know each other, are some what friends and are now competing for you for affection. This is the perfect makings for a threesome. It is the ultimate Head to Head (pun intended) competition for which one gets you.
HipsterDoofus wrote:
Uriel. wrote:Had to be said.
0/10
+1
The OP is a 62-year old lifelong bachelor living in a dumpy one-room apartment in Passaic, NJ.
Screw you, man! You don't even know!
College Dating Criteria for a Male Distance Troll:
A. Female
B. Runs
C. Interested in me/not repulsed by me
D. Hot
E. Fast
G. Smart
Definitely go for the smart team mate. There's no chance of a long term relationship with her once she really gets to know you. #youresafebro
You should kiss the fast one with the blonde girls vagina on your breath
It's right here. You're welcome, brother.
You're E.L. wrote:
College Dating Criteria for a Male Distance Troll:
A. Female
B. Runs
C. Interested in me/not repulsed by me
D. Hot
E. Fast
G. Smart
Definitely go for the smart team mate. There's no chance of a long term relationship with her once she really gets to know you. #youresafebro
Interesting that neither "human" nor "alive" are listed here.
agc5k wrote:
fast girls > hot girls
Fast girls tend to be smart, nice, and hard working. Good relationship material.
How fast and how long term are we thinking? Some fast girls are nuts and don't eat but they aren't very fast for very long.
BeAMan wrote:
It sounds like you have two reasons to "date" either - to kill some time and to get your rocks off. Not a good way to treat women or yourself.
If the women are aware of this then there is nothing wrong with it. Believe it or not, people actually like to have sex.
Neither are interested in you.
If by fast you mean fast in bed then yes choose the fast one. Ladies lesson to learn here is putting out never hurts.
The OP is clearly the distance coach .....
Cuck beta
I never said sex is bad. And, I never said women don't enjoy sex. What I said (or at least was trying to say) is that using women solely for sex is wrong. It denies their basic humanity, turning them into a receptacle for semen. This seems to jive with the rest of your post, and is far more "neanderthal" than anything I said.
Have a great day.
LOL high school