Me? Probably not. Got a 2 month old, so the wife isn't exactly interested quite yet.
You?
Me? Probably not. Got a 2 month old, so the wife isn't exactly interested quite yet.
You?
I am going to get lucky tonight. Dinner will be in the fridge when I get home from work and she won't be home until after work around 9pm. That's what I call getting lucky.
Luck ain't got nothing to do with it, kid.
Unfortunately not...😩😫😂
Nah, no way. Hitting the gym instead. Maybe if I'm really feeling it I'll go hit a bar just to see what the whole "hitting a bar alone on Valentine's Day" is all about. Couldn't imagine there'd be any quality. Like what quality single girl is like yeah I'll go hit a bar on a Tuesday.
swaglord wrote:
Like what quality single girl is like yeah I'll go hit a bar on a Tuesday.
True, but to be fair maybe there's some normal/attractive girl out there thinking the same way as you.
Hit a bar? What are you, 50? Bro, go with Tinder, those chicks are DTF.
Use tech wrote:
Hit a bar? What are you, 50? Bro, go with Tinder, those chicks are DTF.
True. I'm all over all the apps. What's your move though to go for the quick meetup/hookup? I think I suck at texting and usually say dumb stuff. I'm pretty good looking and match with hot chicks.
A wake up romp followed by a shower quickie . . .
I'm going to get about as much as jamin.
I texted my wife a Valentine's Day poem.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd rather run tonight
Than spend time with you
Signed,
Keep it on the 'crete!!!!
Maybe with an old bag 😅
swaglord wrote:
True. I'm all over all the apps. What's your move though to go for the quick meetup/hookup? I think I suck at texting and usually say dumb stuff. I'm pretty good looking and match with hot chicks.
Just ask her if she is "hardcore". If she says yes, she'll probably scare the F out of you, but it will open a new horizon.
RvaRunner wrote:
I texted my wife a Valentine's Day poem.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd rather run tonight
Than spend time with you
Signed,
Keep it on the 'crete!!!!
I texted my Long Distance Relationship and got an emoticon in return.
$100 in scratch offs you know damn well I'm getting lucky
I didn't even get roses from kids at my school. Sent a rose to a girl, she came up to tell me I spelled her name wrong and that she found it offensive I couldn't spell her native american tribe african amazonian name.
We were planning on it but my wife fell today and broke her arm. We just got home from urgent care. Awesome
RvaRunner wrote:
I texted my wife a Valentine's Day poem.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd rather run tonight
Than spend time with you
Signed,
Keep it on the 'crete!!!!
Cracked me up, thanks man.
JuanPeron wrote:
I have a number of these, all similar...
That was the most scary part.
RejectRunner wrote:
I didn't even get roses from kids at my school. Sent a rose to a girl, she came up to tell me I spelled her name wrong and that she found it offensive I couldn't spell her native american tribe african amazonian name.
Don't you just hate when that happens?