I'm sick of my roommate telling me to put the toilet seat down. Put it down yourself.

These replies are really making me think that many of you live in houses where the bathrooms smell of stale urine.

+10 ... Putting the toilet seat down is a very small price to pay for sex once a month. Keep pissing her off (pun intended), and your monthly fun will be gone.

take heed young man wrote:

Put it down and the once a month becomes more often.

I don't understand the problem. Is she not turning the bathroom light on when she goes so she doesn't see the seat is up which leads to her falling in? Who the heck uses the toilet in the dark? I always turn the light on so I can check for snakes and rats in the toilet bowl.

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fare wrote:

She ought to remove the toilet seat for good and let you experience the shock of making contact with a cold, wet porcelain bowl. It's a fun little trick.

You should remove the toilet seat and bring it into your room and lock it up and when she wants to use the toilet(seat). She must ask you first and pay you a fee for using it

Janetor wrote:

fare wrote:

She ought to remove the toilet seat for good and let you experience the shock of making contact with a cold, wet porcelain bowl. It's a fun little trick.

You should remove the toilet seat and bring it into your room and lock it up and when she wants to use the toilet(seat). She must ask you first and pay you a fee for using it

Or keep the seat down and put some saran wrap between the seat and the bowl.. pull it very tight so she doesnt know it's there. So leave the seat down and then when she goes for a number 1 or better yet dumps a terd she'll have a surprise

Janetor wrote:

Janetor wrote:

You should remove the toilet seat and bring it into your room and lock it up and when she wants to use the toilet(seat). She must ask you first and pay you a fee for using it

Or keep the seat down and put some saran wrap between the seat and the bowl.. pull it very tight so she doesnt know it's there. So leave the seat down and then when she goes for a number 1 or better yet dumps a terd she'll have a surprise

Or just chain the toilet seat in an up position around the tank and use a combinatiin lock. So now when she wants to put the seat down she'll need to know the combination or have some heavy duty bolt cutters handy

Harry Butth0le wrote:

I have a roommate that is a girl and she is always complaining about this. It is so annoying...I take a piss at night and she needs to take a piss after or something, then she sits down into the toilet. Afterwards, she comes barging in my room @3:35 am and screams saying, "You never put the fking toilet seat down!" This happens a couple times a week, I put the seat up to pee, so you should put the fking seat down to pee or poo. It's not hard. The only reason I'm even with her is because she's cute and we have sex about once a month(no relationship.) It is killing me man, why does she get so mad over something so easy?

It sounds like you enjoy the conflict. Why exactly are you asking for help if you are already getting what you want?

Leave it down, you and her both sit down to piss, problem solved and you may get your end away more than once a month.

it is restful,quiet & soothing wrote:

Bring Back the 880 wrote:

Why not just sit down to pee?

+1

+1

It's definitely restful and soothing

Don't be so fricking lazy! Put the seat down you disrespectful turd! Takes, literally, 1 second!

You pay half the rent, correct? Do you also wash your own dishes or do you expect your roommate to cleanup after you? If you want to continue the sex, then lower the lid. Women get angry at stupid shit, this happens to be one of hers.

RimJob6969 wrote:

it is restful,quiet & soothing wrote:

+1

+1

It's definitely restful and soothing

Too many gays on this forum.

Paragon of virtue wrote:

The fact that you have unmarried sex (especially without any relationship otherwise) has already convinced some that you have very regressive morals, so why don't you just pee on her or inside her when you have sex.

This is the correct answer.

C'mon man, nothing wrong with being gay. Don't use it as an insult, because it's not one ... except to small-minded people.

real men take a stand wrote:

Too many gays on this forum.

Has anyone suggested taking an upper decker yet?

Why can't you put the seat down? Was it down when you walked in the room?

Then it's a simple courtesy of leaving things as you found them.

JUST PUT THE FÃœCKING THING DOWN

Oh yeah, congrats OP on getting this many responses, Jamin is devastated.

start peeing on the seat