I'm sick of my roommate telling me to put the toilet seat down. Put it down yourself.

shut it wrote:

Forget about the seat. Why would you leave the lid open?

Do you leave other household fixtures and appliances open when you are done with them? When you get done using the oven, do you just leave the door hanging open?

The oven isn't likely to grow mold if left closed for stretches of time.

Bring Back the 880 wrote:

negative IQ wrote:

Why doesn't she just stand up to pee?

Touché

Women lack that sophisticated aiming device men use. You are asking for splattered results.

Always keep the seat down just aim for the water. A good percentage of time the seat will be dry by the time she uses it anyway.

Pics or you are lying about having a female roommate

Harry Butth0le wrote:

I have a roommate that is a girl

I doubt you would be keeping the lid up if that was either your girlfriend or wife complaining.

Lower the seat wrote:

I doubt you would be keeping the lid up if that was either your girlfriend or wife complaining.

Wife and 2 daughters here: answer to complaints is, my house I pay for it, my rules, don't like it move, bitches!

OP, sure, say I am sorry, I forget next time I will leave it down. Do so, but before you go to bed, jerk off and cVm hard all over the seat. Wipe the semen all around the lid so it is distributed evenly and imperceptibly. Go to bed with a smile as you imagine her sitting down on it....

LydiardsGhost wrote:

OP, sure, say I am sorry, I forget next time I will leave it down. Do so, but before you go to bed, jerk off and cVm hard all over the seat. Wipe the semen all around the lid so it is distributed evenly and imperceptibly. Go to bed with a smile as you imagine her sitting down on it....

Now that's disgusting and rude.

CapnPerv wrote:

Lower the seat wrote:

I doubt you would be keeping the lid up if that was either your girlfriend or wife complaining.

Wife and 2 daughters here: answer to complaints is, my house I pay for it, my rules, don't like it move, bitches!

Post nuptial shut off?

For a good prank, take clear Saran Wrap and stretch it across the bowl real tight and lower the seat.

Harry Butth0le wrote:

It's not hard.

It's also not hard to just put the seat down...

Of course, I understand the dangers of granting women even the smallest of courtesies. One minute you're putting the toilet seat down, the next minute you're a gender-neutral cuck with tight pants and purple hair protesting the patriarchy on a busy highway with a barrel chained to your wrist. It's a very slippery slope.

My mom does not allow me to take a dump or piss indoors. I have to walk at least 100 meters into the woods and dig a hole. The wildlife scares me at night.

Pee in the shower. Problem solved.

Worst case if you make a mistake, you pee on the seat and wipe it up. Worst case for her, she sits on the toilet bowl you spilled on and her butt might even get soaked in the toilet you might not have flushed. Granted people should look where they're going, but clearly she has a propensity for doing the wrong thing and it's not a big deal to put the seat down for her. Tell her you don't think you should have to, but you will because what she's doing to herself is so nasty you don't like to think of it happening.

Each person should put both the seat and the lid down after every use. Were you people raised in barns?

Put it down and the once a month becomes more often.

CapnPerv wrote:

Lower the seat wrote:

I doubt you would be keeping the lid up if that was either your girlfriend or wife complaining.

Wife and 2 daughters here: answer to complaints is, my house I pay for it, my rules, don't like it move, bitches!

Wife and toddler here: no complaints. My bathroom, I pay for it, and it has a urinal.

Problem solved:

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CapnPerv wrote:

Lower the seat wrote:

I doubt you would be keeping the lid up if that was either your girlfriend or wife complaining.

Wife and 2 daughters here: answer to complaints is, my house I pay for it, my rules, don't like it move, bitches!

Wow, they are lucky to have you! If your daughters don't like something, they can move out and be homeless? Obviously you're being facetious, but that doesn't hide the fact that you're a pathetic, insecure child.