Not going back there wrote:
I'm a classy person so I avoid Walmart but I had to make a quick emergency visit early this morning. I will never be back because wow the people there disgust me. Everyone was so fat. The people in front me at the register were fat the cashier was fat. I'm not talking a few pounds overweight I'm taking huge. Seriously how do people get that big?!
If you weren't fat at Walmart you looked like some trashy resneck. They were all NASCAR loving gut toting republicans.
I will never return to Walmart. I expressed my above opinions on their Facebook page
Fine I'll bite, but only to share a good story. The one and only time I went to Walmart was right after USMC infantry school when I stayed over a friend's house for a couple of days before returning to NY. My friend parks the car and we make it through the entrance and the first thing I see is a barber shop, yes, inside the Walmart. There was a 300lb whale getting HER mullet trimmed. Fortunately we only needed to grab batteries so we went right to checkout. I couldn't help myself and had to glance around but the image haunts me to this very day. There I was, a young killer muscular war machine feeling like a small scrawny outcast amidst a zoo full of hippos. People were giving ME funny looks.
I haven't shared the best part yet. A violent rain storm ensues as we are exiting. The car was parked far away so we decide to wait a few minutes. Best decision of my life. I'll never forget the pleasure I felt from watching all these fat a$$es trying to sprint to their cars under the rain, one even fell. There isn't a more refreshing feeling of elation on this planet. Can you tell I dislike the clinically obese?