[EXTREMELY BIASED COMMENTS ON TONIGHT'S DEBATE]
1) Trump just called Europe a "country".
2) Trump looks like a doofus.
3) Biden gives off brainiac vibe.
4) Trump brings up H1N1 to contrast against COVID. Ha! Tries to say Biden was a failure there. Ha!
5) Biden rips Trump a new one over saying Xi was transparent.
6) Trump keeps presenting his very small hands.
7) Biden - "He says we're learning to live with it. We're learning to die with it." Boom!
8) Trump insists he was kidding about the injecting the disinfectants. No freakin' way.
9) The moderator is very hard on Biden and giving Trump softball questions.
10) Biden busted Trump for being in a sandtrap at his golf course! BOOM! Ha! Not just at his golf course, but in a sandtrap. Ha! Ha! Ha! Trump is a loser and a bad golfer!
11) Trump deciding to rip on Democrat governors instead of taking the time to rip on Biden. BAD STATEGY!
12) Trump has a pumpkin head.
13) Biden has very clear strategy for opening things safely. Trump has a pumpkin head.
14) Biden - "I don't look at this the way he does, blue state and red states. We're all the United States". BOOM!
15) Biden slams Trump for not telling the American people the truth about the virus, despite the moderator obviously being a right-wing Trump supporter.
16) Trump brought up beating Hillary Clinton. Tone deaf.
17) Man this moderator hates Biden.
18) Biden rips Trump on not doing anything about foreign governments interfering with our elections.
19) Why does this moderator hate Biden so much?
20) Trump says no one is tougher on Russia than he is. Who on Earth believes that, other than this biased moderator?
21) The moderator just threw a shoe at Biden? What?!
22) Biden KILLS Trump on the releasing taxes issue.
23) The moderator just called Biden a "F*cking liar!"
24) The moderator just told Trump she wants to see his staff, and then she winked and licked her lips. Come on!
25) Trump just said Democrats spied on his campaign, and the moderator jumped up with a cheerleader uniform on and pom poms yelled, "Go Trump!"
26) Moderator to Biden, "How could you possibly do a better job than the great job Trump has done with regard to China?"
27) The moderator just mentioned Trump's "beautiful letters" he exchanged with Kim Jong-un. What a biased hack!
28) Biden looks like he could pick up a small to medium sized sedan over his head.
29) Trump's pumpkin head looks even more pumpkin-like.
30) Trump is saying he will come up with a great health care plan. Um...he has been saying this for 4 years. Where is it? Not that the biased moderator would ask him about that.
31) The biased moderator shot off Trump's mic when Trump was being extra dumb. UNFAIR!
32) Biden - "He's very confused about who he's running against. Joe Biden. He's running against Joe Biden." BOOM!
33) Biden again just SLAMMED Trump on the fact that he will be a President for the United States of America after Trump once again slammed Democrat-run cities.
34) I think I see horns growing on Trump's head.
35) Biden has a bit of a halo forming.
36) Biden is wiping the floor with Trump. No joke there. Simply killing him on all fronts.
37) Trump says he's the least racist person in the room. HA! HA!
38) Wow, Trump doesn't even understand Biden calling him "Abraham Lincoln".
39) The moderator just gave Trump a room key.
40) Climate Change topic - The moderator just asked Trump if he thought she would look great in a bikini.
41) Trump and moderator left hand-in-hand.
Summary: Biden looked as physically strong as a super hero and as smart as many geniuses combined. Trump looked like an idiot, small-hand pumpkin head.