Official LRC President Donald J Trump Thread

Giuliani cancels unbelievably stupid trip to Ukraine ??.

Eskimo wrote:

P wrote:

What a bunch of nonsense. Lying to your kids about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy is not doing them any favors. It is only setting them up to see you as a liar once they discover the truth. What a great idea!

I have always told all of my kids the truth about these fictional characters. They still get overwhelmingly excited about Christmas and Easter and somewhat excited about getting money under their pillow for their lost teeth. There is no need for the lies to make holidays exciting for kids. Sorry if you are unaware of that fact.

I don’t doubt that.

We can all tell from your anger-driven posts here that you are father of the year material.

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Don't bother trying again.

jesseriley wrote:

I doubt trumpers get invited to anything...not counting prison.

Trump will invite his people to his newly invented Trump 4th of July at the Washington Mall. He promises a wonderful speech attacking everyone who does not grovel to him. And he promises a bigly yuge amount of beautiful fireworks. Maybe even a secret military parade in his own honor.

Rally wrote:

jesseriley wrote:

I doubt trumpers get invited to anything...not counting prison.

Trump will invite his people to his newly invented Trump 4th of July at the Washington Mall. He promises a wonderful speech attacking everyone who does not grovel to him. And he promises a bigly yuge amount of beautiful fireworks. Maybe even a secret military parade in his own honor.

I don't believe he could give a rally type speech as there is no way his people could karve out a pro-trump audience in the middle of DC. Just appearing on stage would be likely to result in a cascade of booing. Could you imagine him throwing out the first pitch in any MLB stadium?

His plans are likely to be cancelled and Trump will blame the city.

A rally as part of the 4th of July fireworks show would never work. The security costs would be extraordinary. Imagine Trump on a stage in front of tens of thousands of people, most of them are not his fans--they actually hate him--, and his "people" will not be able to screen them out to only allow true supporters to the show. He is likely to get assassinated that way. Trump would have to close down the Mall and bus his people in from Red America. That will not go well.

P wrote:

Eskimo wrote:

I don’t doubt that.

We can all tell from your anger-driven posts here that you are father of the year material.

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Don't bother trying again.

Or what? You’ll send your kids to bed without dinner?

The Eskimo wrote:

P wrote:

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Don't bother trying again.

Or what? You’ll send your kids to bed without dinner?

Ha! That’s good.

Guess who's coming to dinner wrote:

Flagpole wrote:

I would rather keep my integrity and tell the truth than put up a fake front so that you or anyone else might like me.

Flagpole wrote:

Integrity CALLS for the truth to be told even when that truth is not pretty.

Flagpole must be quite the charmer at dinner parties.

Wife: "Do you like this dress. I think I'll wear it to the party. I think it looks really good on me."

FP: "It looks like it was made out of curtains and you look like a fat hobo in it. I have 100% integrity 100% of the time, so I tell the truth even when it is not pretty. I am not lying and I NEVER lie."

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Host: "Flagpole, how did you like the filet? "

FP: "It was over-cooked, dry and I told you I wanted it medium rare. This is medium. I'm not going to put on a fake front so you will like me. 100% integrity 100% of the time."

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Host: "Flagpole, we just had the kitchen remodeled. "

FP: "What a waste of money. You should have invested it in Fidelity and you would be wealthy like me. This countertop pattern looks like a pig sh!t all over it too. By the way, your wife is a gold digging whore. I'm sure that she is a good wife and mother, but it doesn't change the fact that she is a gold digging whore. Don't deny that they exist. My 100% integrity 100% of the times CALLS for the truth to be told even when that truth is not pretty."

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My wife often asks if she looks "ok" in what she's wearing. Now, she is a hottie, so she looks good in everything, but once in a great while, the THING she has chosen doesn't look all that great, and I am always honest with her and do tell her my true opinion. Why would a person lie to a spouse who asks that question? They want an honest answer so they don't look bad out in public.

Methinks you all are just a bunch of liars.

Peter Runn wrote:

I doubt Flagpole gets invited to many dinner parties (at least not invited more than once).

Funny you would say that...going to one tonight...and by people I've been out with tons of times.

Flagpole wrote:

Peter Runn wrote:

I doubt Flagpole gets invited to many dinner parties (at least not invited more than once).

Funny you would say that...going to one tonight...and by people I've been out with tons of times.

What a coincidence. :)

Flagpole wrote:

Peter Runn wrote:

I doubt Flagpole gets invited to many dinner parties (at least not invited more than once).

Funny you would say that...going to one tonight...and by people I've been out with tons of times.

Can you please wear a wire? I want to be able to hear you tell the truth 100% of the time. I would pay money to hear this.

Re-elect Trump: Make America Lie Again!

My wife often asks if she looks "ok" in what she's wearing. Now, she is a hottie, so she looks good in everything, but once in a great while, the THING she has chosen doesn't look all that great, and I am always honest with her and do tell her my true opinion. Why would a person lie to a spouse who asks that question? They want an honest answer so they don't look bad out in public.

Methinks you all are just a bunch of liars.[/quote]

If we were to think that she looks very portly and not very attractive, are we obligated to tell the truth? Can we have 100% integrity 100% of the time too?

Speaking of lies, Sally, you’re supposed to be so well-educated, but you’ve never heard of Darwin. I will continue to educate you & the other trumpers, however, so don’t worry.

jesseriley wrote:

Speaking of lies, Sally, you’re supposed to be so well-educated, but you’ve never heard of Darwin. I will continue to educate you & the other trumpers, however, so don’t worry.

Actually, I read quite extensively on Darwin in college.

Sally Vix wrote:

Flagpole wrote:

Funny you would say that...going to one tonight...and by people I've been out with tons of times.

Can you please wear a wire? I want to be able to hear you tell the truth 100% of the time. I would pay money to hear this.

No reason to wire Sally. She lies 110% of the time. Just like her Orange God Turd, Trump.

Sally Vix wrote:

jesseriley wrote:

Speaking of lies, Sally, you’re supposed to be so well-educated, but you’ve never heard of Darwin. I will continue to educate you & the other trumpers, however, so don’t worry.

Actually, I read quite extensively on Darwin in college.

Must have been the Darwin Awards.

DarwinAwards wrote:

Sally Vix wrote:

Actually, I read quite extensively on Darwin in college.

Must have been the Darwin Awards.

You guys (gals) are a hoot. Are you appearing nightly?

+1 bruh. But be careful with your posts. Posting stuff like the above or anything offensive to Boomers can provoke a lifetime ban from LRC.