EPlC Flagpole wrote:
EPlC Flagpole wrote:
Well, well, well. This crow certainly tastes horrible! It looks like Flagpole was right all along. President Trump has finally been exposed as the criminal that we have long known that he is. Not sure where he gets his information, but boy was Flagpole calling it perfectly. Us skeptics should have listened. Mueller’s 135 new indictments against Trump and his campaign associates has DEVASTATED the country, and is sure to drive Trump from office in the coming weeks, just as Flagpole had been warning us for the last two years. He nailed every crime that Trump and his associates have now been indicted for:
Conspiracy against the United States (could end up being bribery or aiding and abetting instead OR in addition)
Obstruction of Justice
Money Laundering
Perjury (this one I have said and still maintain is a certainty if he talks to Mueller, and likely even if not)
Suborning perjury
Bank fraud and/or wire fraud
Insurance fraud (this is a new one)
Emoluments clause violation
Witness tampering or intimidation, whichever the official name is (relatively newly added)
RICO
Some sort of computer hacking or privacy violation
Something to do with chattels
Something none of us have heard of yet
So, without further ado, we are obligated to nullify, retract, and stop maintenance of Flagpole’s EPIC Flagpole Streak. For he was correct in his predictions for the last three years. We all owe him an apology for mocking what we saw as incessant hope and speculation. His opinions were- as he claimed- apparently all based on facts and logic after all. Well done, Flagpole. Well done.
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…...APRIL FOOL’S!!!!! LOL!!! HAHAHA!!
What. A. Month.
Clownpole goes home DEVASTATED.
ZERO Collllluuuuussssssion.
ZERO Obstruction (of the fake investigation- LOL).
ZERO additional indictments for ANYTHING ELSE Clownpole and his pals were hoping would come to be.
All these posts over the last 2-3 years- literally tens of thousands- and what do you guys have to show for it? ZERO.
ZERO. ZERO. ZERO.
Aaaaand, a little icing on the cake, one time 2020 Democratic hopeful (supported here by Clownpole and his pals), Michael Avenatti, gets ARRESTED for embezzlement, wire fraud, and extortion!! LOL
Seems like a beautifully appropriate anology for Clownpole on this thread, doesn’t it? LOL!
Mueller DID NOT COME.
As usual, the clown PROVED to be Flagpole.
Current status of Flagpole’s Flagpole streak: 38+ months
I'm F'n starving, so I gotta make this month's update quick. Since I received compliments on last month's April Fool's Epic Flagpole Update- including one from a Trump hater- I figured I'd copy it again here. The timing of the No Collusion / No Obstruction / No further indictments announcement was perfect.
But as we all know, rules are in place for a reason, so we must add another month to Clownpole's Epic Flagpole streak. The Brennan/DOJ/FBI Collusion Hoax has been exposed, Trump ensured there was 100% transparency as far as his associates interviews and not invoking executive privilege at all ("NO obstruction"), and thus he still is running the country. And doing a fine job, despite the silly Libs resistance attempts.
The only real piece of important news this month was that Mr Barr confirmed that there was SPYING on a campaign, and that there ARE multiple investigations into leaking and MSM-Intel community "colluuuuusssssiiioooon", if you will.
Brennan is absolutely SCREWED. Ever since Brennan FLAGPOLED with his "indictments are coming" prediction in March (LOL- ZERO came), many more pieces of information linking him as the source of the dossier strategy have surfaced. And look what he said over the weekend, (this is unbelievable, given what we know now) when asked on MSNBC if the CIA was responsible for pushing the dossier's role in the FISA approval process: "That's incorrect and 180 degrees from the truth. (Overcompensate much? LOL!) It was the CIA that was trying to not have it included, not to have it taken into account at all in that intelligence community assessment (ridiculous lie)......This was something JAMES COMEY and the FBI thought was appropriate that Mr Trump, who was going to become the POTUS, would be aware of this report that is circulating and how it could be exploited by the Russians or other to try to undermine this government."
Do you think he doesn't know that we know all about his role in the dossier itself, and that he gave the dossier to Harry Reid? It's surreal that these scumbags are trying to slime their way out of this now.
Unlike the Russian Collusion fantasy, there is SO MUCH EVIDENCE of DOJ/FBI wrongdoing with regard to the "Midyear Exam" and "Hurricane Crossfire" investigations (obviously I'm using that term loosely- LOL)
Mueller did NOT come.
Barr IS coming.
Criminal referrals are on there way, folks. Will you Libs act surprised? Or will you finally admit that you were duped, and that we were right all along?
As usual, the Clown has been PROVEN to be Flagpole.
Current status of Flagpole’s Flagpole streak: 39+ months