EPlC Flagpole wrote:
Well, here you have it. We’ve hit 36+ months now. 3 solid years since Flagpole Willy first claimed Trump had ZERO chance to win POTUS45, and that he’s “a Presidential Election expert.” Over these past ~1100 days, he and his followers have continued to dig themselves deeper and deeper into a hole of hilarious delusion. Nearly every Clownpole prediction has fallen flat and has been exposed as blatant fake news. Or in the case of the “But…RUSSIA!” narrative, it has been exposed as a butthurt establishment/MSM hoax to undermine democracy and the subsequent presidential election.
So let’s get started exposing the “GET TRUMP!” media obsession fails from the last 30 days:
The Shutdown- as annoying as it is (I don’t like shutdowns being used when our government cannot govern)- because of Wall funding is so incredibly silly for multiple reasons. As most people now know, every single prominent Dem politician voted FOR border barriers and security in the last several years. To claim “immorality” at this point is so insulting to their own base. Also, the $5.7B being requested is a fraction-of-one-percent of the budget. It’s so, so stupid to allow this BS to occur when literally everyone supported it in the past.
Equally as stupid, Jim Acosta inadvertently proving that walls work was great. “…in fact, it’s quite tranquil here.” LOL.
The contrived stock market crisis of the last month or so of 2018 had the Left and MSM piling on Trump, as they seemed genuinely happy that the market was going down so aggressively. People were posting like mad about how bad their 401K’s looked, “Thanks Trump”, etc. Which of course is hilarious, as their 401K’s were surely still near historical highs. But then guess what happened? December jobs numbers DESTROYED expectations, coming in at 312,000 vs the expected ~175,000. So that fake narrative died down quickly, and the market stabilized, then has started to ascend again. And guess what just happened for January? Yep- the same thing! 304,000 vs 175,000 again! And where’s the DOW? Right back at 25,000.
The stupid Red Trump hats kids hoax. This was an absolute classic. The story went from “a bunch of Trump-loving racist kids harassing a poor old Native American” (where adult celebrities and prominent journalists suggested punching the 16 year old in the face)…..to the truth being exposed…..which was a small group of racist African Americans harassing (quite vulgar and homophobic as well) a bunch of teenagers, which led to a small group of Native Americans coming over and clearly invading the kids’ space, beating a drum inches from his face. The kid handled himself incredibly well by standing still. Most of us probably would have made a terrible decision at that point and gave the scumbag MSM and SJW actual material to attack.
Buzzfeed. Oh, Buzzfeed. They claimed that Cohen was ready to testify that Trump instructed him to lie about the Trump Tower timeline. Cohen already said that wasn’t the case in the past. So, in an unprecedented move, the Special Counsel themselves makes a public statement that is not accurate. Awesome. Cohen still maintains he saw zero collusion with any Russians, by the way.
Kim Strassel of the WSJ has continued her excellent work exposing the Russian hoax mid-month, as Bruce Ohr’s testimony directly contradicts the FBI’s claim that they didn’t know about the fake dossier until September. He testified that he informed multiple FBI agents- 2 of which ARE ON THE SPECIAL COUNSEL!!! (Andrew Weissman and Zaineb Ahmad)- in July 2016. Adam Schiff-for-brains has been telling anyone that would listen that Ohr didn’t meet with the FBI until after the election. Blatant lie to the American people about a supposedly ultra-serious threat. LOL!
So then Roger Stone is indicted. The arrest theatrics were hilarious, as we’re dealing with a man that does not own a firearm, and has been quite public about expecting to be indicted about *something* for quite some time now. But once again, did the indictment have any mention of RUSSIAN COLLLLUUUUSSSSSSIIIIOOONNNN? Nope. The incredibly detailed, quite comprehensive timeline does describe him poking around for information on what Wikileaks had…..which of course isn’t illegal. And that’s what clearly scares the sheep/Flagpolians: it’s becoming more clear that Van Jones and Peter Strzok were correct in saying it’s a nothingburger/”no there there”. Anyway, it’s good to see Stone and Corsi (the latest weak indictments) fighting back against charges of “lying”.
Another hoax laid to rest this month was that Don Jr called his father during/right after the infamous Trump Tower meeting. Once again…..simply not true. Adam Schiff-head’s been talking about this being huge for 2 years now on CNN. Know what we call that in my running group? “Flagpoling.” LOL!
To cap it all off this month, Mueller’s current boss makes it public that he’s been briefed (so Trump surely knows everything as well) on the Special Counsel’s findings/status, and that it should be wrapping up in the near future. His wife apparently made this public as well. The reaction of Schiff and Co. upon hearing this news was hilarious. Immediate flailing and crying. Schiff said "[he] should keep his mouth shut." LOL! They’re Schiffing their pants, knowing how bad it's going to look when it all comes crashing down.
Remember Avenatti? LOL!
Remember Colluuuusion? LOL!! After 2.5 years of "investigating" Trump, zero indictments. ZERO.
Mueller clearly isn’t coming.
The clown has always been, and apparently will always be Flagpole.
Current status of Flagpole's Flagpole streak: 36+ months.