Obeservations of a divorcee

Actually upon further thought, I should have just kept my mouth shut. Because now I just sound like a giant wiener.

Stupid troll drives his awesome car to a bar that is across the street from his awesome loft. Hahaha. Better luck next semester.

Yes you do, for two reasons.

1.You need to discuss your raging affluenza with a certified professional

2. Your points about how great daddy is has nothing to do with the original post or any after. It isnt a monetary pissing contest. But thanks for playing, and take it easy on the hot toddies next christmas eve

PS. Your mom will be home soon so you can open your presents.

moranaa wrote:

Stupid troll drives his awesome car to a bar that is across the street from his awesome loft. Hahaha. Better luck next semester.

Youre assuming too much.

My car was already parked there, and had been all day. I was driving to the grocery store after.

Id like to keep the thread on topic though gents.

The only girls in their early 20's that are going to date up 20+years are on sugardaddie.com that have a going rate that's pretty high.

Otherwise, you're clearly a troll. But you've gotten some people to believe you. Cheers to that.

You failed to mention redheads...the most completely insane and volatile female category of them all.

We use the term "red flag" to describe situations or things that should be avoided at all cost.

Redheads literally display their own "red flag" naturally for us, yet we almost invariably disregard this clear warning signal and dive right in anyway.

The most ridiculous, uninhibited, furniture-wrecking sex I ever had was with a redhead in her late 50's. She asked me to do things that you'd get arrested for doing to livestock.

But OHHHH, the cost......

Stalking, slashed tires, extreme verbal abuse at my workplace, being unwillingly detained (that one's actually a really good story in retrospect, heh...).

It just completely made the situation not worth it, in spite of the phenomenal physical gratification.

She still 'booty calls' me now and then, and I sadly decline every time, because I'm literally afraid she might kill me when we're finished.

So while your list is a good start, Mr. OP, it cannot be called complete without the inclusion of completely insane redheaded females.

Otherwise...well done on this, sir.

A divorcée is a female. A divorcé is male.

Great post, LRC needs more if this.

Sugar daddy, sugar baby wrote:

The only girls in their early 20's that are going to date up 20+years are on sugardaddie.com that have a going rate that's pretty high.

Otherwise, you're clearly a troll. But you've gotten some people to believe you. Cheers to that.

Yeah keep telling yourself that son.

Great point. Alas the redheads sample size is too small for me to have a valid conclusion but i have heard that you are correct. I imagine redhead in conjunction with the correlated crazy/wild sex factor would indeed be on another level

You're a decent troll wrote:

Actually upon further thought, I should have just kept my mouth shut. Because now I just sound like a giant wiener.

:)

You're a decent troll wrote:

And if we go down the "who is the bigger fish route?" that won't be a winning argument. I come from a family that has achieved more wealth than the OP could imagine, especially after his divorce. My father was the chief executive of one of the world's largest banks in the world and graduated with an MBA from Wharton. I graduated college receiving a fundthat is more than his net worth is at 40 something..and the financial success did not just begin with my father.

Wait so your family is rich and that's your claim to fame? You didn't do anything dog.

People that have to pay their way through college or a masters/doctoral/professional program to make 100-400k a year without rich parents actually are worthy of praise.

Not some rich kid who got that way thanks to daddy.

Christmas alone is tough, feel for you.

As a former player, bartender, and still attractive - not merely "not unattractive" - alpha male: some of your observations are correct but you misunderstand some as well. By example: what you perceive as golddigger behavior is more typically women screening out losers who are underemployed or losers who spend $ on going to sporting contests, Warcraft and other oddities. I am not gonna share more wisdom, took too long and hard work to earn it.

But I will share one hint: You are a sampler of quantity rather than quality; think single malt aged 20 years - the best get better, the bad get worse with age.

And take a look in the mirror and ask some women you respect how you are perceived - it will be different than you perceive yourself - for better or worse.

Merry Christmas

I will break out my wisdom jar again and as public service confirm everything states about redheads. And the fake redheads are temporarily insane as well.

2 redheads in a threesome however is an extraordinary experience, especially if they are both flight attendants. YMMV

Some lonely dudes on here with vivid imaginations.

50 shades of one nighters wrote:

although I've quit running due to knee issues and started lifting since my divorce.

I think we found the problem. Your 5k times started to drop off and your wife couldn't handle it and left

A man is as old as he feels.

A woman as old as she looks.

There in lies the problem

p.n. wrote:

A divorcée is a female. A divorcé is male.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is a female. Victor Borge is a male.

Prime age seems to be 37.